The GFY Important threads Part 2

Posted under Go Fuck Yourself Postings by admin on Sunday 30 August 2009 at 7:54 am

There was a mistake in the link codes until today, I am sorry for this, thanks to message from one of my sponsors I was made aware of this. Mistake Fixed.

We are in the last days of August now, September is coming up, you know what that means right? A possible chance on a few extra % if you did your update work like normal during the last horrible financial year. I know I did, and I already see the early birds fly up to fill my sky with some extra life. Hope you see them to!

Today I will pick postings that are positive and hopeful. let`s start


Every Woman is a Cheating Whore

Posted under Third Party Postings by admin on Sunday 30 August 2009 at 7:01 am
Oh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters.

I don’t mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.

Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym — by heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.

It’s not a hard conclusion to draw, so let’s just look at the facts. Getting attention from men is a woman’s lifeblood. That’s why women worship men in the form of menial tasks that they’re not very good at — because men control our attention like the gods of old controlled the sun and the crypt. We giveth and we can taketh away.

Good attention, bad attention, the worst kind of attention; it doesn’t matter. To a woman, being in a Girls Gone Wild video is just as laudable as serving in a highly respected public office. They stack up eyeballs like empty pie plates at a NOW convention.

So let’s compare: a woman’s lust for attention versus a man’s desire to consume or waste things — something very manly indeed. Take throwing a sandwich in the street for example. Do you know what’s better than throwing a sandwich in the street? That’s right, throwing two sandwiches in the street. Now what if that sandwich cost twice as much as the first? What if you had to wait in line again to get it? I would probably still do it and I’m betting that most men would. But what if dealing with two sandwiches cost you your dignity, your job, and your soul?

Women, of course, have none of those things — or at least don’t have 2 out of 3. That’s why when we change ’sandwiches’ to ‘men’ and ‘throwing them in the street’ to ‘getting any kind of attention from them’, we can easily draw the conclusion that women would do anything, and would stop at the destruction of nothing, for more of it.

Not even guilt will stop women from being the cheating harlots that they are. That’s because women think that cheating requires some kind of expressed willingness or premeditation on their part to actually count. I shit you not, that is exactly what they say. To a woman true cheating requires a planning and malice on par with a bank robbery. If the only evidence of infidelity you can produce is that she got drunk and put herself in a compromising position, you’re up argument creek without a chance in hell.

Can you believe that? It means if a woman can somehow convince a co-worker to force himself on her, or to “rape” her, that doesn’t count as cheating. It’s just another horrible thing that’s happened to poor defenseless her in this dog eat dog, man-world of rape happy abusers. That’s obviously a bunch of bullshit, but stand back because it gets worse.

Women also don’t count miring themselves in twisted, Dynasty-styled emotional affairs as cheating. For instance, a woman may hang around with as many as five or six of her ex-boyfriends without batting an eye. She may accept niceties from male co-workers or university staff members without ever questioning the motive of a free backrub. That’s a perfectly reasonable thing to be handing out, isn’t it? A free backrub? They’re like porno pamphlets in Vegas. Sometimes I can’t even get to work without getting two or three.

Bullshit.

Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives. Ultimately, they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as well when nothing could be further from the truth. Cheating is like getting pregnant. It’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com…heating-whore/


Your Out of the box work GFE

Posted under Tjeezers Brain Soup Posts by admin on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 4:31 pm

Everywhere you look, someone is trying to tell you something different about sex. Some religions ask that you wait until marriage. On television, sex is used to sell everything from cars to colas. And since when have you seen a celebrity wait until marriage to have sex? Sex is a vital instrument for humanity, it is a social drugs that makes contact between humans vital and going. Sex is sold everywhere under different names. Some sell it as a toy, some sell it as an advice, and some sell it as therapy…..

Why did sex toke such a big place in our lives. How did this happen?

Remember that there was a time you we`re with your friends talking about TV-series, Knight Rider, the A-Team or the results of a sport game… That was live, sharing experiences. Do you remember that girls we`re still stupid and irritating?  That was a great time, innocent and liberal, free and no shames…. You we`re probably not aware of certain emotions that would take over your brain and control very soon.

It all starts with your first Girl Friend Experience. Your GFE, the term GFE is also a marketing term used by a certain group of webmasters working in the LIVE CAM areas.

Your First Girlfriend was that person who confirmed that you were a men for her she could trust. Suddenly your 12-13 or so and holding hands with a girl. Super nervous you are in the begin, but you like it, and you change… You want to impress your girl with everything you have. And all your friends are jealous cause you show that you are a men who can have a women on his hand.

Suddenly life becomes also more complicated. You start to discover emotions, and the downside of emotions. You start to learn from certain situations and mistakes, hoping you learn fast so you dont have to have 20 relations before you end up being finally happy.Suddenly you grow up so fast and your 20 and still you feel like you we`re 12-13 years old when you think back…..

Sex is a drug… ones you tasted it, you cant go without. If you loose your drug, you`ll be more then willing to do everything to get your drugs back. If that is not possible, you will have to go COLD TURKEY and kick off from LOVE.
Love is being together, not lonely, people hate loneliness, we are social interactive animals with urges and needs.

From my own experience, sex was never that important for me. I was raised with standard values from The Institute I staid a large part of my life. those we`re like the ten commandments. you don’t do things to hurt other people was my main life line…. Sex had no place on our institute, it was forbidden to have sex with people from your group. That relations we`re happening and sex was every day to smell, it was still a secret.

Sex was not a reason for me to start a relation with a women. Sex was more a present you give each other when you reach a complete feeling of each others awareness and feelings. I did see how ever during my life time growing up till now, various ways of selling it, and bringing it on the market. Sex is a complete industry that floods on emotions and the control people just do not have in this. How can you control this urge that is so vital for our wellbeing?

Sex is worlds most important drug, it is a thing we need to do to survive and keep living.


The time is now… Let us Self Destruct now

Posted under Tjeezers Brain Soup Posts by admin on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 11:59 am

The time is now…. We go to war ….
Do you remind who said this? Probably not, cause so many people said it, it lost his moral meaning. People made real wars of it, and decided to rule over life and death. Soldier die for their Fatherland, a land that betrays his own people. The soldier died for nothing but his own faith in his own believes. Moral made him go to war, and war killed him.

Being fired up, it a moment of euphoria, people who have those feelings, develop when they do it good to capacity of convincing . Convince anyone of your battle, find warriors for your own mission… and you will never be stopped. People believe in you and are ready to die for you. Suddenly the table is turned, and your faith about wars are being replaced with believes in true power. Have we not seen in the histories many people who toke this power and went their own way. A way of lonely nightmares and ideas leading to more death and a everlasting hunger for power keeps on feeding this deaths. A dead soldier is worth nothing. A dead civilian is worth nothing. And STILL people find something worthy to fight for. A eureka moment made long ago by a leader is still having her destructive effects. Look at World War 2, the motivations for this war we`re based on a Idea, a insane man and his idea. He used all of the above to get into power and take over Germany and become a total leader and authority. Leaders are created every day, team leaders, leaders of industry, leaders of politics…. we follow, some more, some less, we pick the one we find more matching our ideas, and we give this person the only political power we have, our fucking vote.

You could almost conclude the political system is based on self destruction, but answers to those who have voted for the winning party. So there are always people who live under a political system they do not like. Here is where those Fired Up People with Eureka moments take the gray sheep’s and turns them into real believers.

By not being happy, and being self destructed, you created people around you using that and taking a profit from it. Are you a racist? then we have a political party for you taking you serious. Are you a Islam? Then we have something for you to… And on that way there is also a automated creation of something people DO NOT LIKE. With accepting Christians in a community, you might offend the Islams… and the other way around.

We have no lust to make it perfect, cause self destruction has a shape, a name, it`s everywhere.
It goes by the name of MONEY. And we all need it in this very lifetime. let the next generation take care for the problems we are having out of this now.

I have seen many shapes of war, in words and with hands. That the pen is mightier then the sword is a fact, but human kind is programed to self destruct. We are the only species able to destroy our living space. We use the saying ” don’t piss in the pool you swim ” so many times that we have forgotten where it comes from. Self Destruction.

Some people give in to those feelings of self destruction and lead a life of freedoms and explorations. They discover the dark sides in themselves, experiment with certain drugs to travel into deeper worlds, and coming to conclusions you can understand only when you have been there also.

Some people do not let themselves become a victim, they point their frustrations on the ones who they love the most. People can not always deal with love and being loved. They are programed to self destruct.They destroy first the ones who love them, so when they destroy themselves they will not be stopped.

I love Self Destruction, it means total chaos, not being in control. We all hunger for those moments sometime. but we despite those who drink to much of this… We have no respect for those going overboard and trying to take you down with them in their fall. Self Destruction stops on a certain moment. When you drink to much, you destruct yourself, and the next morning you promise yourself to never do it again.

Self Destruction is the WALL we want to run into sometimes. It is the wall of reason and error. Fail and Success. Bad and Good Luck. You might think this is strange, but SELF DESTRUCTION is part of our system. Adam accepted it from Eve, we endure this fail for the rest of our existence, learn to life with it!!

We humans need to show SELF DESTRUCTION, we build heavy rockets, and dangerous weapons to show other people we are serious. But who are we think that other people do not act on this and to that very same thing? A stand of is made, a self destruction warning is given. It is only a matter who pushes the button, and when this will happen. Lets hope to get this question answered far after we are dead

To all of those who are in the mood of self destruct, please walk to the nearest exit, and leave the building. Find a nice place in nature, dig a hole, and do it there. Never let someone suffer under your selfish moods. But if you decide to NOT do it, and halfway the ride to that peaceful place you hit into a wall, let this be a lesson then OK, and never do so stupid again.

Go to war with yourself, spread some good energy and stop claiming each others attention with your self destructing attitude

Peace…..

TJ


Trapped in Madrid

Posted under Tjeezers Bar and Talks by admin on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 10:39 am

Somewhere in 2005-2006

On one of my  trips, a flight to one of my clients, I made a crucial mistake. While I was at his place running down the last numbers, I got a call from KLM that I needed to confirm my ticket, I was so caught up in the client his numbers, I told them, Herby I confirm I fly back. For some reason the meeting was longer as planned, and I extended the flight back. But something went wrong. Anyways, I was still unaware of the danger awaiting me on my flight back.

After I spoke to my client about the last changes, he asked me for my flights, I told him everything was planned, and when I land with the plane, the last train will be leaving to my town 50 minutes later. I lived in that time In Holland in a small coast town very deserted from the cities. It was 5 hour travel to come there at my house. For some reason I loved that place, it was a world on it self. Not needed influences from outside to keep her personality as town!

I was looking forward to sitting in my own room on my own chair, smoking one of my special cigarettes and closing down a hectically week with no progress, only hopes and more dreams… Life is an adventure.

While I was ordering a cab, and timing my whole trip back, I made the needed phone calls to make sure at home I would be expected, and all I would need would be there. In that period of time i was dealing with an addiction. Cola addiction. So I called to my house, where Sandra answered the phone, and told her I would be back at 2 in the night catching the last train. Sandra was joyful about my travel back, she missed me also. Sandra was my confidant and partner in everything. We were together for 11 years. She died. About this more in time on this blog.

My watch was always set 5 minutes in front. To make sure I would not neglect my responsibilities and schedules, I lived on the 5 minutes forward thing. My laptop was packed, I would be home in around 12 hours, and enjoying something i missed so much. The feeling of home and forgetting all business while you enjoy the presence of people who love you. I was joyful when the cab was on time, even 3 minutes earlier, I said good bey to my client, and told him I would contact him when I would arrive home.

The travel to home would be very unexpected and filled with situations that ask a On Demand Control of your way of thinking. Otherwise you can kiss your ass goodbye.

The cab driver asked for instructions how to come to the airport. And what was the name of the airport. Instantly on that same moment he asked me this I knew I toke a wrong cab. Suddenly the monument of Bucharest donated by Franc is turning to my right and we head for a direction I am sure we should not go for. I asked the cab to stop, gave him 10 Lei, and knew I was sure I left him a tip of more then 2 Lei. I stepped out, he started to talk and asked me different things. I did not mind, this guy was not part of my schedule, he would bring my whole travel in a danger. The 3 extra minutes he gave me with coming early, plus the green light gulf  in the city he enjoyed while driving not to fast, saved me at least 10 more minutes. I found 2 meters from me a Airport Taxi and knew that on that moment my Angel was watching me and helping me. Air condition included, I told him to bring me to Airfield. He spoke English and asked me why I left the cab in front of him? I told him, no time to talk, I have a plane to catch Sir, would you please accept this money, 50 Lei, and make no doubt and bring me right now?

He amazed how controlled I looked at him while asking him this in 1 breath without showing him I was in a hurry.

Yeah this was the guy who fitted in my schedule. The speed he used was to comfort me that he understood I was in a hurry and not wanted to make him a victim of this. This made him more then generous and toke a few orange lights. I thanked him for this. I calculated a drive of a small 10 minutes and asked him for his personal life. He has 2 kids, his wife loves him very much. But his wife would die soon, she had cancer. While he toke orange light number 3, i was sure he understood emotions and fears and pains, and I felt instant sorry for him. I asked him how he would see life after his wife would die. he this time not toke the orange light, and stopped. I was confident no one ever asked him this question, I felt just obligated to do so. I also realized i might hit a nerve and he could pull a fist on me.

He went from sober to humble and told me his wife helped him find a partner for the kids. This was arranged by the family also. A close friend of the family was introduced to him and this was the wife his wish. He went along with he explained, and I was so sure I would never forget this cab driver his story. While we had another 55 seconds for the red light ( yes they count down the green light on the traffic lights ) he showed me his kids, pictures of his wife, and his probably new wife when his wife dies. I had nothing much to say, and I wished him a wise period in this all cause I also explained him I could find no words to say so stunned I was by his story he told me in a 3-4 minutes time.

He brought me to my airfield nice on time, and while I decided to step out, I toke a brief moment, and knew that In Holland all my Lei`s were worth jackshit, and a re tour to Romania was not expected soon, I gave him a few bills of 50 Lei left, and i decided to keep 50 myself for some coffee on the airport.
He was nice enough  to step out and make sure I was at the check in. He risked a fine for this, and while I looked back and seen him stepping in his cab again, he started looking for my eyes, he found them, and I gave him a wave of good bey and a smile of hope. If my angel would be so nice to give him a few lucky breaks?

The tickets we`re accepted, passport was slide over to a pair of strange hands, and my luggage was nice on the correct weight. Till so fare no issues. A small stop in Madrid and I would be on my way home for sure.
Still, something did border me. My e-ticket was confirmed to Madrid, and from there I had a second e-ticket to Amsterdam, but that one was not checked. I felt like my schedule was going to good, and something should have gone wrong. On that same moment I caught myself challenging the law of Murphy, and I decided to accept that a good schedule is a good thing.

After 1.5 hours my flight was up for checking, and i was moving myself to the passport and ticket machine. While I did this a new feeling of stress came suddenly over me. The ticket they stitched on my passport was for my luggage, and this destination was Madrid also, not Amsterdam.  OK, i suddenly realized that Madrid was my end destination, and I had to confirm my ticket from Madrid to Amsterdam also instead of only confirming from Bucharest to Madrid. 2 Flights, 1 confirmed, and this one I was just sitting in now.

So actually I have a worthless e ticket in my hands from Madrid to Amsterdam… I am in DEEP DEEP DEEP shit. This was not a moment to flip out for me, cause I was not very sure I was making a good conclusion. I would just board on Madrid to Amsterdam, and see what they say? yeah… I was a Dutch men, one with originality and no need to fear. I would come home tonight. I would sleep on my chair and forget about all!!!!

The meal on this flight brought me more panic. Dutch Cheese, and Dutch bread. Wonderful, more Dutch reminders on my trip, Tax free shopping, yeah, buy a KLM replication for 45 Euros, What you think I am sick or what, i pay 300 Euro for this flight alone, you should give me one for free. But lucky for the steward I was having this argument in my brain.

Suddenly I realized, I paid for the WHOLE flight back, so there should be a way to get it without having to pay for a new ticket. Full with stress and anger about my own stupidity, i walked of the plane in Madrid, toke my luggage and went to the KLM check inn desk  on Madrid. Gave her my E ticket and after 5 minutes she started to type on her keyboard.

I actually got the feeling I was panicking for nothing. She is actually confirming my second ticket so I can board this plane to Amsterdam in 90 minutes. Cause it would take 90 of waiting alone and I would be on my way. I was looking behind the women, searching for coffee bars on this airport, and while I made a choice out of the 4 I seen, the women tries to get my attention and says :

Sir, we have no confirmation for you on this flight to Amsterdam, I have checked for other flights Sir, but I could not find one, all flights to Amsterdam are booked. And sir, we can book you how ever on the 7 AM flight next morning to Amsterdam, this would costs 190 Euro. Your ticket is invalid Sir, you have not confirmed it. I checked that you only confirmed the flight from Bucharest to Madrid Sir.

So, what she is trying to say, while i was searching for coffee shops, she already knew what would happen to me, and staid so calm and cool that I did not even noticed it. Wow she is really a cool girl….

Now here comes the Tjeezers into play, and takes over. Cause life gives you situations you have to take full control in otherwise you will loose the situation.

Damage Control. Step by step plan executed on that very moment

1:  take time to think. do not show anyone a emotional reaction ( yet )
2 : Everything is allowed to safe my own ass, as long i stay within the limits of the acceptable.

I had to take at least 10 minutes to recover from emotional panic. I did this on 10 meters from the desk. I made sure the flight officer who was also called to the desk was taken notice of my controlled panic. The trick is to stay in control and to release from time to time a small burst of emotions. never use aggression in any way. use desperation as a motivation. As soon you can transfer this feeling to someone who is really needed in your travel plan, you are winning the game. Nevertheless, some things can not be changed. When the battle is lost on forehand, better enjoy the time you have to wait, cause eating yourself up during the wait can kill you in many ways.
I had 3 Mobile cell phones, all were having roaming, and I could dial to every where i wanted to. I decided to make a few fake phone calls, with a very low voice, but again with bursts from time to time, I spoke in Dutch. Lucky for me, KLM does not put Dutch people on their desks world wide. They hire people from that country. And the luck is, no Italian understands Dutch like they understand English.

I checked in the mean while my boarding time of the plane i was about to miss and stepped back to the desk with a in my eye a decent story that could safe my ass. I explained to the women why I had a unexpected flight back, medical reasons happening on this very moment we speak need my attention. You have to understand that at home I have a very exclusive and rare medical situation with my partner who suffers from a illness that causes her to black out. Today I had my partner on the phone and knew that on the way she formulated her words and the conversations she made were totally insane and this is why i need to get back home, cause an attack is on its way.

I did not made on that moment a lie at all. Unfortunately all I told was true also, i just had that day so much stress with the travel, and while I did called Sandra, and she was talking about a big party and angels and magical people, I never listened realy to her cause I had the phone on my ear while walking and packing bags.

It all hit me on that very moment, and I told the lady to really take my pledge serious and thread this situation serious.

I was ordered to wait in one of the 4 coffee shops.with 35 minutes boarding time on the clock, I toke a coffee, and called at home. Sandra did not answered. not all all… i tried 30 times. no answer, home phone, mobile…..Panic hits in…

20 minutes left on the clock, and the lady walks into the coffee shop with 2 tickets in her hand. She explained me she found someone willing enough to switch flights. She asked me If i could stop making panic, and I could proceed to the boarding area of my flight. I told her I wanted to thank the men who switching flights. She said this was not possible….

With a rushed speed, to prevent I could fuck this up myself by walking slow, i arrived at the check in, and walked into a group of police officers. They we`re talking to a group of people. I could understand that they were explaining to those persons they arrested a German men who was on his way to Amsterdam, but was in possesion of drugs.

I suddenly realized that my Angel was still on my shoulder, cause I knew now how i got on this flight, i changed seat with the druggie, and he got caught, and i win his seat. Well i did paid for it, but I still enjoyed the victory, i was on my way home. And when i arrived at 4 in the night , later as expected, I found my dogs barking at the door….. Alarming me that something was wrong. I stepped into my home and found Sandra on her bed suffering from an attack.

2 hours later I got a call from the doctor she would stay there for a few days. I asked him if she would be OK and all was good? He told me not to worry, being epileptic is not something you can die from.

Yeah, while unpacking my bags, and thinking about Madrid and how I was alarmed half way the trip about what would come next is just to much sometimes… I rolled one of my special cigarettes and enjoyed a re-run of friends on television, and while my cat sleeps on my lap, i go to sleep, knowing a new day comes with new shit, emotions, situations, hospital and webcam stats…

God, I forgot my work totally… as long Sandra is not on the place where she feels best priorities are not on work… But i knew that time more of these situations would come, and it would end some day…

I knew… i always knew…Good things always end some day some where some how. One day my Angel on my shoulder will leave me and help someone else who deserves it.

Peace…..

TJ


Bumber Cars and Girls

Posted under Tjeezers Bar and Talks by admin on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 9:04 am

When I was still young I traveled with a circus. We went to many differnt locations to bring Joy and Pleasure. I was traveling with the Bumper Cars. I added a picture here so you can see what I mean.

11_46_1---Bumper-Cars--The-Hoppings-Fun-Fair--Town-Moor--Newcastle-upon-Tyne_web They are fun. Everyone loves them. The events we we`re present at always lasted between 4 and 8 days. Depends on the town and her party on that moment. A circus comes to make the party nicer :) It goes a little like this, all parties and events in Europe are placed in a catalogs. This folder goes to all Circus Bosses. They can see where is what going on, and they can see if they want to be there. If they want, they have to offer money for a place. When someone else offers a higher amount for that place, the bosss lost that party and has to find another one to bid on.

Not all circus events are profitable. There is a giant marketing machine behind this. Stats of previous parties, the amount of visitors, the amount of party people from other towns, openings times of the evenings parties., etc etc etc…. Every bit of information counts for a circus boss to value a town and to see if he can make profit there.

I was blessed, bumper cars are always the hottest attraction on any public event. Nothing is cooler then getting behind the wheel of a 7 miles a hour car and beat the shit out of everyone. These cars always made guys more cooler and hotter, and so they act. As soon they were in the wagons, you hear whistling tunes of Knight Rider or The A-team.

Yeah, those cars make people feel fine. They enjoyed every second, and I have SEEN every second of them. My job was keeping the cars safe, the power stable, the music going and the aggression away. I did this like no one else did. You fuck with one of my bumber cars, you could just as well fuck with my dick and kick my balls. I defended the cars like no one did. At night when all was closed, and the town had risks of vandalism, i slept in the wagon till next day.

This was my salary, guarding like a dog a 450.000 Euro traveling fun machine. I did this for 100 bucks a month, I was feed by the boss its wife, and I was sleeping in a old KIP Caravan that was hooked up behind the boss his luxe car when we moved on to next location. For me the basic worries were only to keep my clothes in a good shape, cause they were so easy damaged after a new travel. I showered with cold water at the nearest water pip in that town.

The travel went like this. You get in the truck, move to a location, and are guided by the town men of that town to your location where you can park the sleep trucks and sanitary stuff. First thing you do is make sure the Boss his wife can be in her trailer without worry. So we install her trailer, hook her up with power, slide out the extra components of the trailer and hook up water and suiwer. After the wife is done, we went back to boss, cause there was a 15 hour job waiting for us. Parking the Bumber Car foundation trucks was always the most stress ful job. Everything should be leveld on such a way you can put a bullet on the bumber car floor and it not rolls left or right. The balance of a 14.000 Kilo foundation was my responsibility also. I was the only person who could crawl under the foundation to raise certain levels. A highly dangerous job that almost went wrong 1 time and costs me almost my head.

As soont he balance is done, and the floor skeleton is ready, your already 5 hours busy. And then the semi trucks are comming. 4 Trucks with Iron skeleton construction for side walls, supporting pillars and at the end, the roof.
The job I did was with a team of 3 people. Walking out the equipment out of the trucks, and building up a bummer car platform like someone builds a Ship out of a Do it yourself Box.

Numbers, and numbers. The whole construction was a match of numbers. The elements we lifted out we`re always heavy. After 15 hours of construction, assembling the walls, roofs and electricity, we take a break. A small bread lunch. A new job is waiting, a 5 hour job. Unloading the bumer cars from 2 trucks. The truck was old, and the construction of loading and unloading the cars was not simple. Certain cars we`re special, and needed to go in first. What if you find out that this special car went in as last? And you worked 4 hours and 45 minutes, finding out you can unload it all again. but hold on, while we were loading, team 1 was taking the floor apart we did not needed anymore to safe time.

Arrggg can you imagen someone is trying to kill you, its the BOSS behind your ass…..

Shit, this floor needs to get back so we can unload all cars again, we cant put them on grass and soil. So floor back, 3 hours later, cars unloaded, 3 hours later, special car in as first, and loading it up again, floor back, and here we are, wasted a extra 12 hours.

Things like this are normal. Circus life has no system, Every day you make a new system. They only thing you can trust on is the boss his wife making you the food and cleaning 1 time a week your clothes. And that’s it.

I lived for 5- 6 months on this bumber car situation. I gained loyalty of my boss. He always gave me the keys of all the important doors and power boxes. I was confidant he trusted me. I was young how could i know he was laughing his ass about my loyalty and low salary. I was probably his best luck for that year regarding his business, i did not eat his money :) I was there to work for him cause i was in need for work and a temp situation that would give me some sort of rest. The adventures I had with this attraction and the world around the bumber cars we`re huge and immense.

I had no short on female attention. I was not one of the normal circus guys. I was one the good looking persons with social skills to speak to my own aged people. I was invited always after the circus was closed to spend nights everywhere possible with anyone i wanted. I enjoyed living as a king in the town where my boss was trying to make money. I grew some trust in myself and learned how to make a stand between everything that comes with friendships. Even fights come with it.

One of my memorable days was in Wadixveen, I was on the bumber cars with Joop my boss. It was somewhere 1993-94 or so, I forgot the excact dates. It was a long stay in this town, 2 full weeks. This means always more emotions and situations cause you get very close to the people in the town you are making a party. In Wadixveen we had a racial problem. Our bumber cars we`re used to fight out racial conflicts. I talked to my boss and asked him what we are going to do about this. He told me ” why do you want to do something about this “  … he was right, it was a conflict that lasted for many many years in this town already. From my temp friends the Whities,  i heard all the info, and from my temp friends the blackish I heard also their information. Funny was, I like both parties. I had friends on part A and part B, but it made me tired on a way. After 1 week Wadixveen was not the place for me anymore. A few girls I dated we`re acting like bitch whores in front of my eyes just to get a response from me. But i was wiser and decided to say this town good bey. I went to my black friends, and told them tonight after closing time the Whities would kick them and humiliate them. I did the same with the other party. They all went home to gather sticks, and all the other nonsense you need to give someone a message. 10 minutes before closing, both parties decided to make our bumber floor to a live arena of racial fighting.

I had my bets going, my boss also, and we also ordered the trucks to come to the location. It was time to go, cause this circus had its best time. 5 minutes later 4 buses with police come, and they order anyone of the location and we we`re taking our old clothes, knowing a 15 hour work would be waiting again.

I loved the danger in a way. I was in many fights, kicked a lot of drunk people out of the cars, faced a few deadly situations looking at a Heineken beer Bottle with sharp lines. But i am always defending the right thing on the right moment. Fighting you do to safe your own honor and not let someone steal it away from you. but when I look back, I was stupid, insane…. but most of all stupid…

now I can say it made me a little bit smarter!

Peace….

TJ


Hey asshole, i am human to…

Posted under Tjeezers Brain Soup Posts by admin on Friday 28 August 2009 at 5:39 pm

To all those cars trying to drive me off the road cause they have something against my 2-wheeler.

Hey Asshole, I am Human To… Drive me with 150 to a con creek wall, and you will have the honer of telling my wife you were just dialing your mistress while hitting gear Number 5 and forgetting to see me.

I drive safe, I like to think this of myself. So when I go to the left, I go to the left, and the car behind me should not think I forgot to turn off my signal light and wants to overturn me. When I give gas, I will go forward, I dont go backward like some cars do when I pull up behind them. If I give priority to the car coming from the right, and stop and wait till he passes, do not try to HUNK me with your car halfway the other passes, cause I am not going to risk 2 Meters of profit with opening gas before he passed me. My Life is worth some money, and I want to cash in on this. I am human to.

I arrived after a stressful drive on the farm, and there was all panic.  It did cost  me some time to figure out what the panic was about, but reading the faces, I was thinking my Pig died and was cut up in the freezer. They all know I love that Pig, and when Christmas comes, I will sneak her out to a new house and make sure she survives the winter.

But no, when I was seeing the pig, it was greeting me with a dirty nose and a lot of food on it. Happy Pig, Harry Happy. what the fuck is this panic about he? I get lightly irritated, and ask Nika with my hands what the fuzzz is about. She starts talking in her own language, and explains me everything, at least she thinks. I didnt got 1 word of it. I do try to read her hands and the signals, but they made strange moves left and right and shocking up and down…..

She runs away, I say ” wtf where you go “  she goes even faster and comes back after 3 minutes with a paper. I take the paper while looking in her eyes trying to find a reason why she is panicking, and open it. I see for most people a reason to get panic, the electricity bill. And it was around $40 …. I still didn’t got the panic, and toke the paper inside to put her in my admin. Ones inside my office after unlocking it, a smell came to my nose. Paper falls on the ground …..

Ahhh I see and smell what the panic was about. I see now why they gave me a bill. They would know I would go inside to take the money and pay it. I see now why people we`re looking in my windows, and started talking like God was present in my house. Now i know why the little women was scared and panics….

My eye went from the window slow to the ground. I did it slow, cause I was sure I was going to see something I would not like to see….. Carefully I lower my vision, and the horror becomes clear. My whole house was filled with dead mouses. A mayhem of death, a smell of recycling, and a sight, it was like Hellraiser Pinhead was in my house while everyone was away and the darkness was his best witness.
My wife plaid a little with the poison, and left open a few doors by accident. It must have been a strange sight to see mouses walking in your house smelling the poison. I think The mouses of the whole street was breathing out their last cheesy breath in my own house. How the hell I have to forget this and not see ghosts mouses walking everywhere any night possible.

I toke a few minutes to absorb the sight and see the horror and pain. The suffering, the sweet needless endless suffering they endured while eating a fest of a meal and being tricked by human. What would the mouse have told me when i was there?  Hey Asshole I am Human to!!!

I felt guilty, instantly… I picked a few running in circle mouses out, and threw them in the garden hoping there is some life for them, i was not guilty enough to call animal care, they would not even come. I did the best possible.
On my way home, I toke some time to think about this, how is it possible that this could happen?

1 hour later and 100 cars later trying to kill me on my way back home, i ask my wife how this could happen. She gives a ” ehhh “  and that was enough. how much poison did you used my dear? Oohh you used all 4 bottles. You realize those 4 bottles were for the rest of our life time? Ahhh right you hate mouses, so you thought, lets do it good, why not.

I could not even be mad about this. I mean, she is scared and used all possible to fight her fears, so using a little bit more just made her feel comfortable. Cause I understand my wife most of the time pretty fast, and sometimes faster cause I really want to understand…  That I explained  her I cleaned up a small 200 mouses, was more to entertain her with the fact I was not scared. I told her also all mouses got a decent funeral..Her face went from confident to sad.. Then I explained her how I will try to find the lost children left behind while their mother was feasting on my wife her party meal…. I think my wife now almost cries……. I also explained her that mouses can not run to a doctor like people run to my wife sometimes….She knew nothing else to say then ” Hey Asshole, I am human to ….”

I know you care sweety, we all do on some point….

Peace…..

TJ


Out of my mind….

Posted under Tjeezers Bar and Talks by admin on Friday 28 August 2009 at 8:16 am

Sometimes I think, I am out of my mind, and this is not a problem. Cause people have things in mind to do, to plan, to reach. And everything you do, takes energy of your mind. Cause when you get distracted, you will loose your mind of something that is important.

Being out of my mind is nice for a certain moment. It makes the things you learned better when you do them again. You need to be out of your mind to build up all new info again in your head when your taking a moment for yourself.

Our work is trying to control minds. We hope that when we use the right words, people will pull their cards and start funding our revenue tubes till they flood over. How to control a mind when you have the same mind?

Are you able to get out of your mind and watch from a side line what is expected from you to do?
To make all above have some sense,  I`ll take you back in time, so you can pin point a little where I lost my mind.

In 1976 I was born, under pretty hard circumstances. Needless to say, my life was everything but nice and easy going. My parents had their own problems, and managed also 3 companies while doing so. I come from a family where working is a well accepted time spending. Even when you are young and wish to play with your friends.
I was placed out of house after the police decided it was not safe for me to be with my family. I have since then never seen them again. This is 22 years ago.

I had my second life on a Youth Institute. I was together with 15 other people who we`re all for one reason there. There was no place for them in the world yet. After my OTS was finished, and I was officially free, I had to fight hospitalizations symptoms. See, i was just not in the mood to spend the rest of my time alone yet. After 1 return to the institute I decided myself that life is a bitch and you can better face it.

I start to find work very fast after my release and was able to find a home where I could stay for a few months until i found my own house. The financial tools we`re not good enough, so I had to take more work. While I tried to fix my life on a young age, the system was just not calculated on me, everywhere i was denied.

During that time a Circus was in town, I spoke to a few owners, and picked a company to travel with. We went from Holland to Germany. There I left the circus after having it build up. After a day in Munchen I found a group selling art, stepped in, sold for 14.000 in paintings while traveling with them. They did started to look at me a little weird, top selling art dude not even 18 yet…. So as soon I got the first hostile comment that my group input was to less, I knew they wanted my cash, time to leave. Back to Amsterdam.

Not 18 yet, and still walking in life like a blind men without a home to go…

Was I depressed? Nah I don’t think so, every day I managed to get food some sort of way.
Was I angry? Yeah I think so, I did not asked for this. My parents are the blame. They know.

In the years that I was not home I was kind of following the school of life. I learned to be with people of my own age with a lot of bad things on their record. And I learned to say NO. I learned to take a few cents from the state and understand that the other cash has to come from me.

I was about to end this all I think, I mean, I was not depressed, but I was angry, and I did keep blaming things instead of fixing it myself then. This had to stop. I was aware I was victimizing myself a little to much.
There are times you have to get your mind back and slap yourselves in the face very hard.

I went to Marseille, and signed up for the French Foreign Legion.

  • I gave them my passport
  • I got undressed while 5 officers inspected everything
  • I got shipped to a Selection Center
  • I got selected after 3 weeks shipped to the kitchen
  • ———–black pages ——— Information I cant share, cause that’s just not what this blog is for.
  • 2000, back in Holland
  • Tested 4 months, Socialization and Anger Management Therapy.
  • Got a house, and start up capital

So that’s in fact everything BEFORE the web started to take over my life.

Lets make one thing clear here, I was never intended to go to the Legion. But I knew when I would not make a stand, and show to my mother country I am willing to leave it, no one would take me serious.

Before I left to the army, no person was brave enough to bend the rules and help this dude a little on its way cause it was dumped in this world so terrible young. And i was still missing tools to manage it good.

After I left the army back to Holland, everyone was suddenly willing to help me. Jeeezzz ya was in the army? Yeah no wonder you have no house now. We can help you, there is a urgent possibility for you.

Great. piece of ass kissers, if they would be so nice 3 years before I would not have to had a whole collection of traumas and experiences that shape me to who i am today, a sarcastic little fucker that trusts no one!

nevertheless, I am more happier then I would even image I would be for years. I am more in depended and I seem to be able to control my mind and will. I am even able to loose my mind so I can get it back again….

Yes this work is not possible to do when you are not able to loose your mind. If you are one of the GRAY DAY WALKERS we have no hope for you. This industry needs people who have created their own personality and now want to take it a level higher and sell to the GRAY DAY WALKERS who have jobs and hardly no time left for their family.

Being an Adult Webmaster longer then 5 years full time is being an master that is in control of his mind, business and vision. Not reached 5 years yet? You still have time to learn, give yourself that time!! Make mistakes and learn, loose your mind and find it back. If you feel you can loose your mind without loosing it, you are ready to become a sponsor program. But for that level I dont do moral support ;)

Peace….
TJ


Scam0Rama – I GOT YOU BABE

Posted under Tjeezers Humor Club by admin on Tuesday 25 August 2009 at 8:18 pm

From a Kindly Contributor in the USA who went looking for love and found “Jenny”.
“Jenny” has a master’s in banking from Oxford University, but banks with Two Trunk Boxes in West Africa.  Admission to Oxford apparently doesn’t require much in the way of written fluency either.
Maybe it’s time for Americans to let go of that sneaking inferiority complex.
Some personal details edited out or altered.

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LonelyGuy:My name is Lonely. Where did you see my profile?

jenni_love29:Yahoo

jenni_love29: Nice name you Have.

LonelyGuy: What is your screen name on Yahoo Personals?

jenni_love29: Jenni_Love29

jenni_love29: How old are you Lonely and where are you From

LonelyGuy: I am 45 and live in SomeCity. Grew up on the east coast

jenni_love29: Am 29yrs old single,USA okla Ardmore.

jenni_love29: Alright..How tall are you Lonely..?

LonelyGuy: 6-2

jenni_love29: Ok..Am 5.5ft tall 126lbs and all things about me is good ..am single Looking for soul mate who is caring lovely and honest

jenni_love29: Are you married? Lonely.

LonelyGuy: wasf

jenni_love29: ok.Are you single Now?

LonelyGuy: yes

jenni_love29: Tell me more about yourself Lonely..and tell me all what your looking for.

jenni_love29: Am new here online Lonely

jenni_love29: Whats your Email address so that i can tell you more about me.

jenni_love29:..or can we still talk for us to get to know each other very well?

LonelyGuy: It is tough to find that perfect woman

jenni_love29: Oh Yes it is touch..Cause your the second man i have talked with here online..the First man i talked with here came from India and his 85yrs old.

LonelyGuy: Do you have a photo online?

jenni_love29: Such i do…Do you have Pics?

LonelyGuy: they are in my profile

jenni_love29: Accept the file to view my pics

jenni_love29: What do you like doing for fun?

jenni_love29: I Like swimming Reading singing dancing and cooking..

LonelyGuy: Going to see shows, rollerblading, bowling, rollercoasters, playing slots

jenni_love29: Alright Lonely..Tell me all what your looking for in Woman.?

LonelyGuy: Thats tough, cuz I never seem to get it into words, but I will try.

jenni_love29: Same goes with me..Am Looking for a very Caring lovely and Honest Man..Who i can start a new life with..Tell me Lonely are you caring lovely and honest?

LonelyGuy: Someone that looks younger than me, does not take life seriously, not materialistic, faithful, trusting, loving, caring, honest, great smile, slim/ trim, easy going, very open minded

jenni_love29: Am Mixed Race..do you like woman thts Mixed?

LonelyGuy: Race is not a big issue with me.

jenni_love29: Whats your email address so that i can email you more about me and all what i want in man

LonelyGuy: my screenname @ here

jenni_love29: Well..Am Very faithfull trustworthy and easy going..Decent woman thatcame from a Good Home.

jenni_love29: How many woman have you talked with here online?

LonelyGuy: 20 or 30 i would guess

jenni_love29: Oh..thats too much..and you havnt seen your choice Yet.?

jenni_love29: Why

LonelyGuy: Usually they want to chat, we chat once, and find out we are looking for different things. Actively I am chatting with you and maybe one other.

jenni_love29: What do you do for Living? “work”

LonelyGuy: I work in xxxxxxxxxxx

jenni_love29: So your Talking with another one else on?

jenni_love29: Where are you now in your house bought or rented or at work..

LonelyGuy: I think she moved on, I caught her lying to me and told her I knew. Lying or cheating really pisses me off, and causes me not to trust that person

jenni_love29: Oh thats too Bad of her..Am a good Woman

jenni_love29: But i have been hurt before by my X boyfriend..Tell me Lonely Have you been Hurt before?

LonelyGuy: Two of my serious relationship ended because they cheated on me

jenni_love29: Oh am sorry..How did that Happened..Tell me how you have been hurt before and i will tell you all what my X bf did to me.

LonelyGuy: Yes, I have been hurt deeply.

jenni_love29: Oh am sorry thats too Sad to Hear and too Bad of Her.

jenni_love29: Will you like to know all what my X bf did to me.Lonely so that you can know all what am Looking for in Relationship.

LonelyGuy: My last gf broke up with me … I confronted her that she was seeing someone else … I am very smart, and knew her very well and figured it all out on my own. I had planned on marrying her!

LonelyGuy: Have you seen any of my dating profiles online?

jenni_love29: Yes..I saw your Profile on Yahoo.

LonelyGuy: What did your ex do? how long had you been dating?

jenni_love29: Well..I dated him for almost a year, that was when am still in School..

jenni_love29: UK Oxford University

jenni_love29: So thats allwhat he did to me..he really hurt me so much..he sold everything and ran Away.

jenni_love29: I dont care about him again thats why i came online Looking for older age cause i believe older age will know how to handle Love with Care.

jenni_love29: Whats your Full Name.?

LonelyGuy: Lonely Guy

jenni_love29: Nice name you have Lonely.

LonelyGuy: I am looking for a woman that is 10 – 20 years younger than me because they tend to be less bitter, not as materialistic, more carefree, and better looking

jenni_love29: And How old are you again if i may Ask

LonelyGuy: 45. My last gf was 20 years younger, and most of my friends are in their 20’s or early 30’s

jenni_love29: Ok..So I think your 10Yrs Plus older than me

LonelyGuy: 16 years to be exact, does that bother you?

jenni_love29: Nope…its doesnt Cause thats all what am Looking for

LonelyGuy: How did you end up in the States after Oxford

jenni_love29: Well..I was Born in USA okla Ardmore studied in UK Oxford UNiversity..My both parents Came from different countries..my momfrom USA and my Dad he from UK

jenni_love29: What City are you from?

LonelyGuy: SomeCity, MyState

jenni_love29: Alright.

jenni_love29: So tell me Lonely..Does the distance matters to you?

LonelyGuy: Yes, distance does matter. Anything over an hour drive prevents me from entering into a committed relationship. I have no issues chatting with you, getting to know each other.

jenni_love29: Ok..But am Ready to Relocate..

jenni_love29: Cause all what am Looking for is a good man who i can relocate with.

LonelyGuy: We should get to know each other fairly well online first, even to the point of ‘dating’; then if we think it can go to the next step, then we could talk about relocation. I would not allow you to move in with me – long story. But if you did move to MyState, I would enter into a LTR with you. I believe in a long (3 – 4) courtship. Marriage is too important to rush into (lessons learned from the past ;) )

LonelyGuy: Care to hear some of my down sides?

jenni_love29: Lonely..I need a good Man who i can trust..Lonely can i trust you.

LonelyGuy: I am not Mr. Perfect

jenni_love29: Yes..I Would Love to Hear Lonely.

jenni_love29: Cause i dont want to Get hurt again by anyone…

LonelyGuy: This is only to be honest with you. I smoke, drink, almost never swear, believe that the total sharing of mind/ heart/ and body all are required in a relationship

jenni_love29: Alright.Well i think that doesnt Bother me.

jenni_love29: All what i want is good Heart

LonelyGuy: I work varied hours, sometimes 20 hours a week, other times 80 hours. I am not looking to have another child. I do believe in God and Jesus, but have not gone to church recently

LonelyGuy: That covers all of the downer stuff

jenni_love29: Alright i Understand Lonely…You sound so good to me..And also sound like a Caring good Man.

LonelyGuy: I am very caring. Also a romantic, loving, understanding, able to share my emtions with you (even on times use your shoulder to cry on) I love hugs and snuggling

jenni_love29: Hnm Nice and lovely Lonely..I never Heard man saying all things to me..that shows that your totally different

jenni_love29: Lonely..i think Now i can tell you something Lonely.but that will be only if i can trust you and if your a good Listener.

jenni_love29: Are you.

jenni_love29: ?

LonelyGuy: Oh, I am different from almost every other guy. I credit my therapist and last gf for bringing out the sensitive side out in me; and my mother for teaching me that woman are special and must be treated so. BTW I have never hit a woman, even if they hit me first

LonelyGuy: Yes, I am a better listener than communicater

jenni_love29: Lonely..After all what my X boyfriend did to me that he sold all my parents Properties and Ran Away..All what i Have left now is only my parents 500acres of lands in west african which my dad wanted to use to build oil company before he died

LonelyGuy: I can just listen, or offer suggestions, comfort, or what ever is needed

jenni_love29: Oh thats nice.

jenni_love29: Do you Understand Lonely E.? thats why i need someone who is 100% Trustworthy.

jenni_love29: Do you Understand Me Lonely.

LonelyGuy: Hon, my parents have assets that I have protect so far. What I have been given is mine (then my daughters) and what you have been give is yours and I have no desire to even know about it. I am not a rich man in money, but am happy, and have a loving family

jenni_love29: Wow….thats Nice to Hear Babe.you Good to me…

LonelyGuy: I am not a gold digger, and expect the same in my mate

jenni_love29: I want a man for who he is not for what he has.

jenni_love29: Oh Yes..Same with me..Am not a Gold Digger also…Cause i do care alot for my Mate.

LonelyGuy: Good, my pickup truck is over 12 years old, and looks it. But it still runs great

jenni_love29: Thats Nice..So Lonely..I want you to listen to me ok..

LonelyGuy: go ahead

jenni_love29: So i came down to west african to sell the 500acres of lands, and i have sold it now..Am in an Hotel right now but i dont want any one to know about it cause if people gets to know, i might get hurt by them…

jenni_love29: And the last time me and my Dad came for a Contract in west african i met a Lady then Called Susan…And now that i came to West African to sell my dads Lands. that is where i stayed “with susan”

jenni_love29: i sold it $2mill.And have been to many banks for me to tranfer the money from here down to UK, And i was unable to transfer the money by bank transfer,Due to there Undevelopment in Here…

jenni_love29: Shn.PLease i dont want anyone to know about it..Am telling you cause you sound good to me..thats why…Can i trust you Lonely…

LonelyGuy: Like I said, your money, not for me to care about.

jenni_love29: Ok Lonely..

jenni_love29: Same with me here Babe Lonely.

jenni_love29: So Lonely..I dont like here anymore..I want a Special man like you in my life..Who i can be with for the rest of my Life.

LonelyGuy: nothing wrong there. I love it here in the States, especially SomeCity – I do not think I would ever move

jenni_love29: good Lonely.

jenni_love29: Lonely..What are you thinking About me?

LonelyGuy: This is a beautiful state

jenni_love29: Oh Yes..it is.

jenni_love29: I love my Country Very well

jenni_love29: Have you Never been to OKla Ardmore Before?

LonelyGuy: No, and I have no clue as to where it is at

LonelyGuy: could you give me the link to your profile?

jenni_love29: http://profiles.yahoo.com/Jenni_Love29?intl=us&os=win&ver=7,0,0,437

jenni_love29: Thats it Lonely..Click on it ok.

LonelyGuy: I saw it. I was mistaken, I thought you had seen my dating profile

jenni_love29: So Lonely..I need Trust from you Lonely..

jenni_love29: Yes Lonely.I saw it.

LonelyGuy: You have my trust until you do something to lose it. That is not to say that I trust you as much I will years down the road – but I am a trusting guy

jenni_love29: No Babe..I will never do something

LonelyGuy: Just telling it as it is.

jenni_love29: Thats nice to Hear from you..

jenni_love29: Am a Very Caring Trusting woman

jenni_love29: You can trust me with everything.

jenni_love29: I mean Everything

jenni_love29: Lonely i want you to keep contact with me Lonely..And email me ok.

LonelyGuy: I will not trust you with my life for awhile, but few people have stuck around to get to that point.

jenni_love29: Yes for awhile but i have nothing to do with your Life..I will never hurt your Life..

LonelyGuy: and a side notr, I tend to take a tangent in a converstion for no apperant reason. When that happens, just ask me what in the world I am talking about ;)

jenni_love29: What in the world are you talking about.

jenni_love29: Lol

LonelyGuy: :D

LonelyGuy: I love to smile, and kid around. Even if I can get someone to laugh at me, then they have laughed

jenni_love29: OH Nice

jenni_love29: Same with me..

jenni_love29: I love Laughing

jenni_love29: What says your time Now?

LonelyGuy: 12:05PM, and you are at 8:05PM?

jenni_love29: You got it right..how do you know my time Here.?

jenni_love29: Lol

jenni_love29: Funny Lonely..Are you a Ghost?lol

LonelyGuy: Africa is all on the same time zone if I remember my schooling. One of the women that I have chatted with was in Nigeria, and we figured out that it was an 8 hour difference

jenni_love29: Do you Leave alone in your House.?

LonelyGuy: well, besides my cat and dog, yes

jenni_love29: Lonely Before i can come down to USA i will need to Clear my Boxes, but i think that cant take me more than 6days

LonelyGuy: That would be fast. I am interested meeting you f2f.

jenni_love29: But i dont know if i can trust you with it…if you can help me out,

LonelyGuy: You can trust me to be honest with you – for good or bad. A relationship must be built on honesty

jenni_love29: I will need to get something to eat now.

jenni_love29: Cause i have all the deposite details of my Boxes here with me.

LonelyGuy: go for it. I look forward to either chatting or emailing you. You have a wonderful evening. If I do not chat with before you go to bed, sweet dreams and I am sending hugs

jenni_love29: No..Am not going now Lonely.

jenni_love29: We need to talk more before i go for it

LonelyGuy: Oh, thought you were going to eat

jenni_love29: Not Now Lonely babe.

jenni_love29: Lonely Can you Help me out?

jenni_love29: I also Worked before in State as Clothing Designer ….

LonelyGuy: what was your degree in from Oxford?

jenni_love29: Masters.

jenni_love29: Why asking Lonely.

LonelyGuy: Masters in what?

jenni_love29: Banking and Finance

jenni_love29: You?

LonelyGuy: XXXXXX, BS only but loads of on the job training over 20 years

jenni_love29: Oh thats Nice Lonely.

LonelyGuy: so you went to were the money is at? ;)

jenni_love29: I dont understand.

LonelyGuy: Fraud a bank, be set for life

jenni_love29: What do you mean.

LonelyGuy: Banks hold money, and you went to the money. Normally people talk of doctors as going for the money (high salaries) but the banks are where it is at

LonelyGuy: never mind, just my quirky sense of humor

jenni_love29: Alright Lonely.

jenni_love29: Do you know all what i want you to do for me, Lonely with Sincere Mind.

LonelyGuy: no

jenni_love29: Lonely do you Understand me.?

LonelyGuy: No. Please spell it out for me.

jenni_love29: How do you mean Lonely..Do you Want me to Explain Better ?

LonelyGuy: I do not know what you are asking me to do, or even if you asking anything of me

jenni_love29: Ok..I will explain ok.

jenni_love29: I Have my Boxes Kept in the security company for security safe

jenni_love29: And i didnt tell the security company that my Boxes is full of money.I only tell them that its only my Travel Luggages..and i also tell them that i will let them know when and where to send it to when time comes.

jenni_love29: And now that am ready to Relocate.I want you to help me write to the security company as the receipient of my travelling luggages and do not tell them that boxes contains money, just you are my fiancee and you want my travelling luggage sent to you

LonelyGuy: That is not too hard. What form is the money in? Cash, check, bonds

jenni_love29: Babe..its in Cash…

jenni_love29: i kept it in Two Boxes.

LonelyGuy: My suggestion would be to have it wired.

jenni_love29: Your suggestion is very Nice Babe..thats what i wanted to do Before.

jenni_love29: But all banks i went to here said that such of amount cannot be transfered from here to another country Due to they Undevelopment here..thats why i decided to keep it in Boxes and get it deposited in the security company

jenni_love29: Do you Understand Lonely Babe,

LonelyGuy: So I guess I would need the security company’d name, address, e-mail address, your full name, address, and what all I need to say in the letter

jenni_love29: Yes i will email you all the info now ok and all what you need to do.

jenni_love29: Hang on.

LonelyGuy: oh, do not forget your passport number and the numbers on the boxes.

jenni_love29: Lonely.Check your inbox now.I just sent the deposite details now

LonelyGuy: checking

jenni_love29: Not needed of my Passport…all what you need is the deposite details of my Boxes and how to contact the security company..which i have explain all in the mail

jenni_love29: ok.

jenni_love29: :-*:-*:-*

LonelyGuy: if the boxes are full of cash, then you can use that to pay for it.

LonelyGuy: Thanks for playing

LonelyGuy: night

jenni_love29: What do you mean

jenni_love29: Am not Paying..yesi can pay for it myself

jenni_love29: Even Come with it my love..

jenni_love29: What do you mean by thanks for Playing.

LonelyGuy: you are asking me to send a small amount of money so that you will send me 2 illion dollars in cash. Now how stupid do you think I am. Even if this was not a widely published scam, I could smell it a mile away.

jenni_love29: No Babe..Am Not asking you for that.

jenni_love29: Dont Get me wrong.

jenni_love29: Babe ok..I will get it myself ok.

jenni_love29: So Babe what are you thinking ?

jenni_love29: Thats why i dont want to tell you this,

jenni_love29: Hello Lonely…You There..I need to get something to Eat Now Babe..When will you be online again Lonely.

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Source : http://www.scamorama.com/jenni_love29_chat.html

From a Kindly Contributor in the USA who went looking for love and found “Jenny”.
“Jenny” has a master’s in banking from Oxford University, but banks with Two Trunk Boxes in West Africa.
Admission to Oxford apparently doesn’t require much in the way of written fluency either.
Maybe it’s time for Americans to let go of that sneaking inferiority complex.
Some personal details edited out or altered.

Scam0Rama – I need some Change

Posted under Tjeezers Humor Club by admin on Tuesday 25 August 2009 at 8:06 pm

From a Kindly Contributor in India:

Below is the Chat Transcript with a Scammer. She talked to me first in MYSPACE, then gave me the Yahoo I.D to chat..

She started behaving nicely and then went wild in Sex…After chatting for one day, she said she was not OK, having fever and she had exams and demanded money…I knew it was scam and wanted to have some Fun with her…

And the play begins…

-lonely_krishna_katt : Player
-queenlove_ade: Scammer


lonely_krishna_katt: hi sexy b****,, u ther

queenlove_ade: yes

lonely_krishna_katt: howz u..
lonely_krishna_katt: change ur pic darling,, wanna c u naked,,,
lonely_krishna_katt: hey i am travelling to my country tonight, n wil return after 2 weeks..

queenlove_ade: fine and u
queenlove_ade: ok

lonely_krishna_katt: i am f***ing gr8,,, bcoz of u

queenlove_ade: ok

lonely_krishna_katt:
lonely_krishna_katt: hey dear,, r u busy??

queenlove_ade: not at all y did u ask

lonely_krishna_katt: coz u r not replying my msg dats y
lonely_krishna_katt: wanna hav fun again..
lonely_krishna_katt: r u in mood today?

queenlove_ade: no

lonely_krishna_katt: y not in mood ,, dear,,
lonely_krishna_katt: wat happend to u dear.. r u OK

queenlove_ade: no

lonely_krishna_katt: y r u not OK
lonely_krishna_katt: pl tell me,, I am tensed

queenlove_ade: i am having fever

lonely_krishna_katt: oh dear,,, did u go to da Doctor?
lonely_krishna_katt: darling…………. pl go to a Doctor,, n get checked,,,, pl……

queenlove_ade: yes

lonely_krishna_katt: is it mild fever, or is it somethig serious

queenlove_ade: i ve went to d doctor

lonely_krishna_katt: ok

queenlove_ade: thanx
queenlove_ade: i really feel like having u but

lonely_krishna_katt: but????????????????????????

queenlove_ade: yes but i am not ok

lonely_krishna_katt: gud dear

queenlove_ade: u are wellcome

lonely_krishna_katt: da moment i c ur pic,, i feel like f***ing u
lonely_krishna_katt: having sex wid u,, u llok so sexy

queenlove_ade: wow are u sure

lonely_krishna_katt: i promise

queenlove_ade: thanx

lonely_krishna_katt: u made me very happy yesterday

queenlove_ade: promise wat

lonely_krishna_katt: i promise dat i am sure dat u look very sexy n i want to fuck u

queenlove_ade: wat are we friends 4 i can do any thing 4 u or cant u

lonely_krishna_katt: wat. y can’t I do anything 4 u..i know ur position as u r a girl, n studying.
lonely_krishna_katt: tel me darlinggg

queenlove_ade: are u really sure

lonely_krishna_katt: hey,, don’
lonely_krishna_katt: don’t ask me again n again whether I am sure or not
lonely_krishna_katt: I told u many many times,, dat I am very sure dat I like u, u llok very sexy,,, I like u a lot

queenlove_ade: ok sorry 4 dat
queenlove_ade: i am having my exams on monday i need some change
queenlove_ade: are u there

lonely_krishna_katt: ssss
lonely_krishna_katt: change means,, do u want to go to some place

queenlove_ade: no i mean some money

lonely_krishna_katt: ok
lonely_krishna_katt: how much,,
lonely_krishna_katt: but… y do u require it

queenlove_ade: require it how plss explain to me love

lonely_krishna_katt: i didn’t understand it….”require it how plss explain to me love” wat u mean by this
lonely_krishna_katt: hey, u ther
lonely_krishna_katt: darlinggg

queenlove_ade: u said y did i require it so i want u to explain the meaning of REQUIRE IT as u say

lonely_krishna_katt: ya pl tel me

queenlove_ade: yes

lonely_krishna_katt: how much do u want

queenlove_ade: hope $300 will be ok

lonely_krishna_katt: dat all.. u r worring only for $300…….so bad
lonely_krishna_katt: u know I earn $ 6000 per month………………….

queenlove_ade: i dont ve so i ve to be worried

lonely_krishna_katt: If u want only $300.. den ok

queenlove_ade: ok
queenlove_ade: ok
queenlove_ade: how am i going to get it i will really apreciate it
queenlove_ade: are u there

lonely_krishna_katt: ssssssssss BUZZ!!!
lonely_krishna_katt: donno
lonely_krishna_katt: give me ur bank account number,,, i will send u now

queenlove_ade: wat

lonely_krishna_katt: u got a Bank account?? I will Deposit da money in your Bank acount now
lonely_krishna_katt: hey,,,

queenlove_ade: can u send it through western union

lonely_krishna_katt: I never sent it using Western Union… Do you know the process??
lonely_krishna_katt: tell me how to send using Western Union

queenlove_ade: ok i will try and get my account number 4 u now

lonely_krishna_katt: ok, will wait 4 it

queenlove_ade: thanx u are a darling

lonely_krishna_katt: Love u

queenlove_ade: love u too

lonely_krishna_katt: f*** u…………………..
lonely_krishna_katt: u slut……………………………………..
lonely_krishna_katt: f***ing b****………………………….

queenlove_ade: u started againg

lonely_krishna_katt: sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
lonely_krishna_katt: feeling very hornyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
lonely_krishna_katt: stroking my c***
lonely_krishna_katt: r u readyyyyyyyyyyy

queenlove_ade: no i vent got the account number yet

lonely_krishna_katt: okkkk

queenlove_ade: i ve got it now can i send u now

lonely_krishna_katt: yaaa

queenlove_ade: 4152030000355

lonely_krishna_katt: is it a western union a/c number?

queenlove_ade: dat is the account number are u sending it now plsssssssss help me out thanx

lonely_krishna_katt: ya i wil sed u…

queenlove_ade: no is an account number
queenlove_ade: when

lonely_krishna_katt: now
lonely_krishna_katt: f***ing b****hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

queenlove_ade: ok should i go and check at about wat hour

lonely_krishna_katt: i will send u/ ya,, check after 1 hr

queenlove_ade: yes

lonely_krishna_katt: i will send $ 800… is it OK
lonely_krishna_katt: hey,,,,,,,,,
lonely_krishna_katt: suck my cok

queenlove_ade: i will but i am not yet still ok

lonely_krishna_katt: ok..
lonely_krishna_katt: pl, slowly today,,,
lonely_krishna_katt: wana hav sex..like yesterday

queenlove_ade: yes

lonely_krishna_katt: start.. dear

queenlove_ade: ok darling
queenlove_ade: i will first kiss u

lonely_krishna_katt: yaaaaaaaa
lonely_krishna_katt: den………………
lonely_krishna_katt: french kissssssssssssssss

queenlove_ade: then romance u from ur head to toes

lonely_krishna_katt: aaahhhhhhh
lonely_krishna_katt: dennnnnnnnn

queenlove_ade: off ur shirt asing ur bootons
queenlove_ade: suck ur nipples
queenlove_ade: the 2 sides

lonely_krishna_katt: aaah…. i am sucking ur nippleesssssssssssss

queenlove_ade: sream into ur hears

lonely_krishna_katt: pressing ur boobssssssssssssss

queenlove_ade: woooooooooooow

lonely_krishna_katt: aaahhhhhhhhhhhh
lonely_krishna_katt: pressing,,,,,,,,,, sucking,,,,,,,,, wildlyyyyyyyyyy

queenlove_ade: yes
queenlove_ade: woow dats was a nice touch

lonely_krishna_katt: come on my top

queenlove_ade: is like u getting far when are u going to d bank to send me the money so dat i can get it today u know tomorow is weekend banks dont open on weekends pls now

lonely_krishna_katt: oh,, ok
lonely_krishna_katt: i will cal u in 10 minutes,, n den send u money
lonely_krishna_katt: ok
lonely_krishna_katt: bye,, now let me go den… ok

queenlove_ade: ok but did u ve my phone number

lonely_krishna_katt: ya, i have it
lonely_krishna_katt: +2348030707408

queenlove_ade: ok thanx

lonely_krishna_katt: how much do u want.. tel me correctly,,,, dont b afraid to ask/…
lonely_krishna_katt: dont shy…..
lonely_krishna_katt: coz i dont want u to suffer afterwards

queenlove_ade: dat is ok 4 now

lonely_krishna_katt: fine…
lonely_krishna_katt: i know u r gud.. u dont want to take un due advantage..
lonely_krishna_katt: u ther?

queenlove_ade: yes

lonely_krishna_katt: y u r silent …..
lonely_krishna_katt: talk something

queenlove_ade: i dont want to demand 4 wat is too much 4 me

lonely_krishna_katt: oh gud.. very Honest
lonely_krishna_katt: where in NIgeria r u from??
lonely_krishna_katt: which City in NIgeria..

queenlove_ade: lagos

lonely_krishna_katt: Capital City

queenlove_ade: yes

lonely_krishna_katt: ok.. gr8…


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