The story about the bird that left to late

Posted under Tjeezers Bar and Talks by admin on Sunday 27 December 2009 at 8:23 am

There was ones a Bird who decided to leave a little later to the South and avoid the Winter……
She did left to late, cause as soon she was on a higher altitude her wings froze.

She collapsed after a rough landing in a green field where cows we`re having a relax time eating grass.
While the Bird was on the ground, half frozen and cold as ice, a cow came to her.

Without the cow knowing it, she toke a dump on the bird.
The temperature of this dump made the bird warm again and it came back to life.

A pussy cat spotted this, and toke the bird carefully out of the pile of dump cause the bird was not able to do so…
After the pussy cat licked the bird clean, it toke one bit and swallowed the bird.

Moral :

People who shit on you do not have to be your enemies by definition
People who take you out of the shit do not always have to be your friend by definition

Peace out and do not smoke to much, every joint you smoke costs 8 hours of your life.


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