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		<title>A MegaVideo Time Line Avoid&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like to watch Family Guy and stuff
but when they are hosted at MegaVideo.com you will see that they work with Time Limits.
Bastards&#8230;
I got a way to avoid this time limit,
1. Right click the video, in the flash player
2. Click settings in the flash player menu
3. bring the bar down to 0 kb space allowed
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like to watch Family Guy and stuff</p>
<p>but when they are hosted at MegaVideo.com you will see that they work with Time Limits.<br />
Bastards&#8230;</p>
<p>I got a way to avoid this time limit,</p>
<p>1. Right click the video, in the flash player<br />
2. Click settings in the flash player menu<br />
3. bring the bar down to 0 kb space allowed<br />
4. click close<br />
5. Enjoy your video.</p>
<p>When you watch other MegaVideo Movies, repeat this step to avoid the movie gets interrupted cause of this irritating time line. When you go to other MegaVideo movies, it will ask you to store 10KB of a file on your computer ( this is the time line cookie ) Just refuse it by pressing cancel!!</p>
<p>Enjoy your movie(s)&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The Haunted &#8221; Crying Boy &#8221; painting</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 23:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the story about the painting and it&#8217;s numerous   prints:
From around 1985 onwards, a series of mysterious house fires were brought to the attention of the general public, following the discovery that in each case, the buildings and all their contents were completely destroyed apart from a painting &#8211; the &#8220;Crying Boy&#8221;, which [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s the story about the painting and it&#8217;s numerous   prints:</p>
<p>From around 1985 onwards, a series of mysterious house fires were brought to the attention of the general public, following the discovery that in each case, the buildings and all their contents were completely destroyed apart from a painting &#8211; the &#8220;Crying Boy&#8221;, which remained unscathed. In the years that followed, some 40-50 cases were recorded in which a house fire had destroyed everything except for the picture. It became known as the &#8220;Curse of the Crying Boy&#8221;, and even made headline news at one point. The picture itself was a portrait painted by a Spanish artist of an orphan. It is said that his studio burnt to the ground, and the boy was later killed in a car crash. The picture is one of the first to be mass produced in the UK, there are several thousand of them in circulation, but the curse still appears to apply to all the copies. It is said that the curse will only effect someone if the owner of the painting becomes aware of it. Some psychics have claimed that the painting is Haunted by the spirit of the boy it depicts.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="Crying Boy" src="http://gfy.asonofabitch.com/images/harry2/tears1.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="371" /></p>
<p>Original story you can find here. <a href="http://ghoststudy.com/monthly/jun03/tears.html" target="_blank">http://ghoststudy.com/monthly/jun03/tears.html</a><br />
I had to print it out here, cause I had this painting on my bedroom for a very long time, and it always caught my eye.</p>
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		<title>Scam0Rama &#8211; I GOT YOU BABE</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From a Kindly Contributor in the USA who went looking for love and found  &#8220;Jenny&#8221;.
&#8220;Jenny&#8221; has a master&#8217;s in banking from Oxford University, but banks  with Two Trunk Boxes in West Africa.  Admission to Oxford apparently doesn&#8217;t  require much in the way of written fluency either.
Maybe it&#8217;s time for  Americans to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>From a Kindly Contributor in the USA who went looking for love and found  &#8220;Jenny&#8221;.<br />
&#8220;Jenny&#8221; has a master&#8217;s in banking from Oxford University, but banks  with Two Trunk Boxes in West Africa.  Admission to Oxford apparently doesn&#8217;t  require much in the way of written fluency either.<br />
Maybe it&#8217;s time for  Americans to let go of that sneaking inferiority complex.<br />
Some personal  details edited out or altered. </strong></p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;</p>
<p>LonelyGuy:My name is Lonely. Where did you see my profile?</p>
<p>jenni_love29:Yahoo</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Nice name you Have.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: What is your screen name on Yahoo Personals?</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Jenni_Love29</p>
<p>jenni_love29: How old are you Lonely and where are you From</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: I am 45 and live in SomeCity. Grew up on the east coast</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Am 29yrs old single,USA okla Ardmore.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Alright..How tall are you Lonely..?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: 6-2</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Ok..Am 5.5ft tall 126lbs and all things about me is good ..am single Looking for soul mate who is caring lovely and honest</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Are you married? Lonely.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: wasf</p>
<p>jenni_love29: ok.Are you single Now?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: yes</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Tell me more about yourself Lonely..and tell me all what your looking for.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Am new here online Lonely</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Whats your Email address so that i can tell you more about me.</p>
<p>jenni_love29:..or can we still talk for us to get to know each other very well?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: It is tough to find that perfect woman</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Oh Yes it is touch..Cause your the second man i have talked with here online..the First man i talked with here came from India and his 85yrs old.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Do you have a photo online?</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Such i do&#8230;Do you have Pics?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: they are in my profile</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Accept the file to view my pics</p>
<p>jenni_love29: What do you like doing for fun?</p>
<p>jenni_love29: I Like swimming Reading singing dancing and cooking..</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Going to see shows, rollerblading, bowling, rollercoasters, playing slots</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Alright Lonely..Tell me all what your looking for in Woman.?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Thats tough, cuz I never seem to get it into words, but I will try.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Same goes with me..Am Looking for a very Caring lovely and Honest Man..Who i can start a new life with..Tell me Lonely are you caring lovely and honest?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Someone that looks younger than me, does not take life seriously, not materialistic, faithful, trusting, loving, caring, honest, great smile, slim/ trim, easy going, very open minded</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Am Mixed Race..do you like woman thts Mixed?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Race is not a big issue with me.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Whats your email address so that i can email you more about me and all what i want in man</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: my screenname @ here</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Well..Am Very faithfull trustworthy and easy going..Decent woman thatcame from a Good Home.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: How many woman have you talked with here online?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: 20 or 30 i would guess</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Oh..thats too much..and you havnt seen your choice Yet.?</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Why</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Usually they want to chat, we chat once, and find out we are looking for different things. Actively I am chatting with you and maybe one other.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: What do you do for Living? &#8220;work&#8221;</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: I work in xxxxxxxxxxx</p>
<p>jenni_love29: So your Talking with another one else on?</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Where are you now in your house bought or rented or at work..</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: I think she moved on, I caught her lying to me and told her I knew. Lying or cheating really pisses me off, and causes me not to trust that person</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Oh thats too Bad of her..Am a good Woman</p>
<p>jenni_love29: But i have been hurt before by my X boyfriend..Tell me Lonely Have you been Hurt before?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Two of my serious relationship ended because they cheated on me</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Oh am sorry..How did that Happened..Tell me how you have been hurt before and i will tell you all what my X bf did to me.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Yes, I have been hurt deeply.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Oh am sorry thats too Sad to Hear and too Bad of Her.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Will you like to know all what my X bf did to me.Lonely so that you can know all what am Looking for in Relationship.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: My last gf broke up with me &#8230; I confronted her that she was seeing someone else &#8230; I am very smart, and knew her very well and figured it all out on my own. I had planned on marrying her!</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Have you seen any of my dating profiles online?</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Yes..I saw your Profile on Yahoo.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: What did your ex do? how long had you been dating?</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Well..I dated him for almost a year, that was when am still in School..</p>
<p>jenni_love29: UK Oxford University</p>
<p>jenni_love29: So thats allwhat he did to me..he really hurt me so much..he sold everything and ran Away.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: I dont care about him again thats why i came online Looking for older age cause i believe older age will know how to handle Love with Care.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Whats your Full Name.?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Lonely Guy</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Nice name you have Lonely.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: I am looking for a woman that is 10 &#8211; 20 years younger than me because they tend to be less bitter, not as materialistic, more carefree, and better looking</p>
<p>jenni_love29: And How old are you again if i may Ask</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: 45. My last gf was 20 years younger, and most of my friends are in their 20&#8217;s or early 30&#8217;s</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Ok..So I think your 10Yrs Plus older than me</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: 16 years to be exact, does that bother you?</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Nope&#8230;its doesnt Cause thats all what am Looking for</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: How did you end up in the States after Oxford</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Well..I was Born in USA okla Ardmore studied in UK Oxford UNiversity..My both parents Came from different countries..my momfrom USA and my Dad he from UK</p>
<p>jenni_love29: What City are you from?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: SomeCity, MyState</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Alright.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: So tell me Lonely..Does the distance matters to you?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Yes, distance does matter. Anything over an hour drive prevents me from entering into a committed relationship. I have no issues chatting with you, getting to know each other.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Ok..But am Ready to Relocate..</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Cause all what am Looking for is a good man who i can relocate with.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: We should get to know each other fairly well online first, even to the point of &#8216;dating&#8217;; then if we think it can go to the next step, then we could talk about relocation. I would not allow you to move in with me &#8211; long story. But if you did move to MyState, I would enter into a LTR with you. I believe in a long (3 &#8211; 4) courtship. Marriage is too important to rush into (lessons learned from the past <img src='http://tjeezers.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  )</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Care to hear some of my down sides?</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Lonely..I need a good Man who i can trust..Lonely can i trust you.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: I am not Mr. Perfect</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Yes..I Would Love to Hear Lonely.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Cause i dont want to Get hurt again by anyone&#8230;</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: This is only to be honest with you. I smoke, drink, almost never swear, believe that the total sharing of mind/ heart/ and body all are required in a relationship</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Alright.Well i think that doesnt Bother me.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: All what i want is good Heart</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: I work varied hours, sometimes 20 hours a week, other times 80 hours. I am not looking to have another child. I do believe in God and Jesus, but have not gone to church recently</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: That covers all of the downer stuff</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Alright i Understand Lonely&#8230;You sound so good to me..And also sound like a Caring good Man.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: I am very caring. Also a romantic, loving, understanding, able to share my emtions with you (even on times use your shoulder to cry on) I love hugs and snuggling</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Hnm Nice and lovely Lonely..I never Heard man saying all things to me..that shows that your totally different</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Lonely..i think Now i can tell you something Lonely.but that will be only if i can trust you and if your a good Listener.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Are you.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: ?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Oh, I am different from almost every other guy. I credit my therapist and last gf for bringing out the sensitive side out in me; and my mother for teaching me that woman are special and must be treated so. BTW I have never hit a woman, even if they hit me first</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Yes, I am a better listener than communicater</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Lonely..After all what my X boyfriend did to me that he sold all my parents Properties and Ran Away..All what i Have left now is only my parents 500acres of lands in west african which my dad wanted to use to build oil company before he died</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: I can just listen, or offer suggestions, comfort, or what ever is needed</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Oh thats nice.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Do you Understand Lonely E.? thats why i need someone who is 100% Trustworthy.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Do you Understand Me Lonely.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Hon, my parents have assets that I have protect so far. What I have been given is mine (then my daughters) and what you have been give is yours and I have no desire to even know about it. I am not a rich man in money, but am happy, and have a loving family</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Wow&#8230;.thats Nice to Hear Babe.you Good to me&#8230;</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: I am not a gold digger, and expect the same in my mate</p>
<p>jenni_love29: I want a man for who he is not for what he has.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Oh Yes..Same with me..Am not a Gold Digger also&#8230;Cause i do care alot for my Mate.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Good, my pickup truck is over 12 years old, and looks it. But it still runs great</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Thats Nice..So Lonely..I want you to listen to me ok..</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: go ahead</p>
<p>jenni_love29: So i came down to west african to sell the 500acres of lands, and i have sold it now..Am in an Hotel right now but i dont want any one to know about it cause if people gets to know, i might get hurt by them&#8230;</p>
<p>jenni_love29: And the last time me and my Dad came for a Contract in west african i met a Lady then Called Susan&#8230;And now that i came to West African to sell my dads Lands. that is where i stayed &#8220;with susan&#8221;</p>
<p>jenni_love29: i sold it $2mill.And have been to many banks for me to tranfer the money from here down to UK, And i was unable to transfer the money by bank transfer,Due to there Undevelopment in Here&#8230;</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Shn.PLease i dont want anyone to know about it..Am telling you cause you sound good to me..thats why&#8230;Can i trust you Lonely&#8230;</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Like I said, your money, not for me to care about.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Ok Lonely..</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Same with me here Babe Lonely.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: So Lonely..I dont like here anymore..I want a Special man like you in my life..Who i can be with for the rest of my Life.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: nothing wrong there. I love it here in the States, especially SomeCity &#8211; I do not think I would ever move</p>
<p>jenni_love29: good Lonely.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Lonely..What are you thinking About me?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: This is a beautiful state</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Oh Yes..it is.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: I love my Country Very well</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Have you Never been to OKla Ardmore Before?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: No, and I have no clue as to where it is at</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: could you give me the link to your profile?</p>
<p>jenni_love29: http://profiles.yahoo.com/Jenni_Love29?intl=us&amp;os=win&amp;ver=7,0,0,437</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Thats it Lonely..Click on it ok.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: I saw it. I was mistaken, I thought you had seen my dating profile</p>
<p>jenni_love29: So Lonely..I need Trust from you Lonely..</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Yes Lonely.I saw it.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: You have my trust until you do something to lose it. That is not to say that I trust you as much I will years down the road &#8211; but I am a trusting guy</p>
<p>jenni_love29: No Babe..I will never do something</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Just telling it as it is.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Thats nice to Hear from you..</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Am a Very Caring Trusting woman</p>
<p>jenni_love29: You can trust me with everything.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: I mean Everything</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Lonely i want you to keep contact with me Lonely..And email me ok.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: I will not trust you with my life for awhile, but few people have stuck around to get to that point.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Yes for awhile but i have nothing to do with your Life..I will never hurt your Life..</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: and a side notr, I tend to take a tangent in a converstion for no apperant reason. When that happens, just ask me what in the world I am talking about <img src='http://tjeezers.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>jenni_love29: What in the world are you talking about.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Lol</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: <img src='http://tjeezers.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>LonelyGuy: I love to smile, and kid around. Even if I can get someone to laugh at me, then they have laughed</p>
<p>jenni_love29: OH Nice</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Same with me..</p>
<p>jenni_love29: I love Laughing</p>
<p>jenni_love29: What says your time Now?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: 12:05PM, and you are at 8:05PM?</p>
<p>jenni_love29: You got it right..how do you know my time Here.?</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Lol</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Funny Lonely..Are you a Ghost?lol</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Africa is all on the same time zone if I remember my schooling. One of the women that I have chatted with was in Nigeria, and we figured out that it was an 8 hour difference</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Do you Leave alone in your House.?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: well, besides my cat and dog, yes</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Lonely Before i can come down to USA i will need to Clear my Boxes, but i think that cant take me more than 6days</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: That would be fast. I am interested meeting you f2f.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: But i dont know if i can trust you with it&#8230;if you can help me out,</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: You can trust me to be honest with you &#8211; for good or bad. A relationship must be built on honesty</p>
<p>jenni_love29: I will need to get something to eat now.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Cause i have all the deposite details of my Boxes here with me.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: go for it. I look forward to either chatting or emailing you. You have a wonderful evening. If I do not chat with before you go to bed, sweet dreams and I am sending hugs</p>
<p>jenni_love29: No..Am not going now Lonely.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: We need to talk more before i go for it</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Oh, thought you were going to eat</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Not Now Lonely babe.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Lonely Can you Help me out?</p>
<p>jenni_love29: I also Worked before in State as Clothing Designer &#8230;.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: what was your degree in from Oxford?</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Masters.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Why asking Lonely.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Masters in what?</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Banking and Finance</p>
<p>jenni_love29: You?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: XXXXXX, BS only but loads of on the job training over 20 years</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Oh thats Nice Lonely.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: so you went to were the money is at? <img src='http://tjeezers.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>jenni_love29: I dont understand.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Fraud a bank, be set for life</p>
<p>jenni_love29: What do you mean.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Banks hold money, and you went to the money. Normally people talk of doctors as going for the money (high salaries) but the banks are where it is at</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: never mind, just my quirky sense of humor</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Alright Lonely.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Do you know all what i want you to do for me, Lonely with Sincere Mind.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: no</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Lonely do you Understand me.?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: No. Please spell it out for me.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: How do you mean Lonely..Do you Want me to Explain Better ?</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: I do not know what you are asking me to do, or even if you asking anything of me</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Ok..I will explain ok.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: I Have my Boxes Kept in the security company for security safe</p>
<p>jenni_love29: And i didnt tell the security company that my Boxes is full of money.I only tell them that its only my Travel Luggages..and i also tell them that i will let them know when and where to send it to when time comes.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: And now that am ready to Relocate.I want you to help me write to the security company as the receipient of my travelling luggages and do not tell them that boxes contains money, just you are my fiancee and you want my travelling luggage sent to you</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: That is not too hard. What form is the money in? Cash, check, bonds</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Babe..its in Cash&#8230;</p>
<p>jenni_love29: i kept it in Two Boxes.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: My suggestion would be to have it wired.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Your suggestion is very Nice Babe..thats what i wanted to do Before.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: But all banks i went to here said that such of amount cannot be transfered from here to another country Due to they Undevelopment here..thats why i decided to keep it in Boxes and get it deposited in the security company</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Do you Understand Lonely Babe,</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: So I guess I would need the security company&#8217;d name, address, e-mail address, your full name, address, and what all I need to say in the letter</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Yes i will email you all the info now ok and all what you need to do.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Hang on.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: oh, do not forget your passport number and the numbers on the boxes.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Lonely.Check your inbox now.I just sent the deposite details now</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: checking</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Not needed of my Passport&#8230;all what you need is the deposite details of my Boxes and how to contact the security company..which i have explain all in the mail</p>
<p>jenni_love29: ok.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: :-*:-*:-*</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: if the boxes are full of cash, then you can use that to pay for it.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: Thanks for playing</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: night</p>
<p>jenni_love29: What do you mean</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Am not Paying..yesi can pay for it myself</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Even Come with it my love..</p>
<p>jenni_love29: What do you mean by thanks for Playing.</p>
<p>LonelyGuy: you are asking me to send a small amount of money so that you will send me 2 illion dollars in cash. Now how stupid do you think I am. Even if this was not a widely published scam, I could smell it a mile away.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: No Babe..Am Not asking you for that.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Dont Get me wrong.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Babe ok..I will get it myself ok.</p>
<p>jenni_love29: So Babe what are you thinking ?</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Thats why i dont want to tell you this,</p>
<p>jenni_love29: Hello Lonely&#8230;You There..I need to get something to Eat Now Babe..When will you be online again Lonely.</p>
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<div id="_mcePaste" style="overflow: hidden; position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px;">From a Kindly Contributor in the USA who went looking for love and found  &#8220;Jenny&#8221;.<br />
&#8220;Jenny&#8221; has a master&#8217;s in banking from Oxford University, but banks  with Two Trunk Boxes in West Africa.<br />
Admission to Oxford apparently doesn&#8217;t  require much in the way of written fluency either.<br />
Maybe it&#8217;s time for  Americans to let go of that sneaking inferiority complex.<br />
Some personal  details edited out or altered.</div>
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		<title>Scam0Rama &#8211; I need some Change</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:06:42 +0000</pubDate>
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From a Kindly Contributor in India:
Below is the Chat Transcript with a Scammer. She talked to  me first in MYSPACE, then gave me the Yahoo I.D to chat..
She started  behaving nicely and then went wild in Sex&#8230;After chatting for one day, she said  she was not OK, having fever and [...]]]></description>
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<p><em>From a Kindly Contributor in India:</em></p>
<p>Below is the Chat Transcript with a Scammer. She talked to  me first in MYSPACE, then gave me the Yahoo I.D to chat..</p>
<p>She started  behaving nicely and then went wild in Sex&#8230;After chatting for one day, she said  she was not OK, having fever and she had exams and demanded money&#8230;I knew it was  scam and wanted to have some Fun with her&#8230;</p>
<p>And the play begins&#8230;</p>
<p><em>-lonely_krishna_katt : Player<br />
-queenlove_ade: Scammer</em></p>
<p><em><br />
</em></p>
<div id="hangtext">lonely_krishna_katt: hi sexy b****,, u ther</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: yes</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: howz u..<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: change ur pic darling,, wanna c u naked,,,<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: hey i am travelling to my country tonight, n wil return after 2 weeks..</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: fine and u<br />
queenlove_ade: ok</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: i am f***ing gr8,,, bcoz of u</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: ok</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt:<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: hey dear,, r u busy??</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: not at all y did u ask</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: coz u r not replying my msg dats y<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: wanna hav fun again..<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: r u in mood today?</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: no</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: y not in mood ,, dear,,<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: wat happend to u dear.. r u OK</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: no</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: y r u not OK<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: pl tell me,, I am tensed</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: i am having fever</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: oh dear,,, did u go to da Doctor?<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: darling&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. pl go to a Doctor,, n get checked,,,, pl&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: yes</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: is it mild fever, or is it somethig serious</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: i ve went to d doctor</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: ok</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: thanx<br />
queenlove_ade: i really feel like having u but</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: but????????????????????????</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: yes but i am not ok</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: gud dear</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: u are wellcome</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: da moment i c ur pic,, i feel like f***ing u<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: having sex wid u,, u llok so sexy</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: wow are u sure</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: i promise</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: thanx</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: u made me very happy yesterday</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: promise wat</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: i promise dat i am sure dat u look very sexy n i want to fuck u</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: wat are we friends 4 i can do any thing 4 u or cant u</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: wat. y can&#8217;t I do anything 4 u..i know ur position as u r a girl, n studying.<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: tel me darlinggg</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: are u really sure</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: hey,, don&#8217;<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: don&#8217;t ask me again n again whether I am sure or not<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: I told u many many times,, dat I am very sure dat I like u, u llok very sexy,,, I like u a lot</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: ok sorry 4 dat<br />
queenlove_ade: i am having my exams on monday i need some change<br />
queenlove_ade: are u there</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: ssss<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: change means,, do u want to go to some place</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: no i mean some money</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: ok<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: how much,,<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: but&#8230; y do u require it</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: require it how plss explain to me love</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: i didn&#8217;t understand it&#8230;.&#8221;require it how plss explain to me love&#8221; wat u mean by this<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: hey, u ther<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: darlinggg</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: u said y did i require it so i want u to explain the meaning of REQUIRE IT as u say</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: ya pl tel me</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: yes</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: how much do u want</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: hope $300 will be ok</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: dat all.. u r worring only for $300&#8230;&#8230;.so bad<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: u know I earn $ 6000 per month&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: i dont ve so i ve to be worried</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: If u want only $300.. den ok</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: ok<br />
queenlove_ade: ok<br />
queenlove_ade: how am i going to get it i will really apreciate it<br />
queenlove_ade: are u there</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: ssssssssss BUZZ!!!<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: donno<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: give me ur bank account number,,, i will send u now</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: wat</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: u got a Bank account?? I will Deposit da money in your Bank acount now<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: hey,,,</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: can u send it through western union</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: I never sent it using Western Union&#8230; Do you know the process??<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: tell me how to send using Western Union</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: ok i will try and get my account number 4 u now</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: ok, will wait 4 it</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: thanx u are a darling</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: Love u</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: love u too</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: f*** u&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: u slut&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: f***ing b****&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: u started againg</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: feeling very hornyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: stroking my c***<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: r u readyyyyyyyyyyy</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: no i vent got the account number yet</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: okkkk</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: i ve got it now can i send u now</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: yaaa</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: 4152030000355</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: is it a western union a/c number?</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: dat is the account number are u sending it now plsssssssss help me out thanx</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: ya i wil sed u&#8230;</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: no is an account number<br />
queenlove_ade: when</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: now<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: f***ing b****hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: ok should i go and check at about wat hour</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: i will send u/ ya,, check after 1 hr</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: yes</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: i will send $ 800&#8230; is it OK<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: hey,,,,,,,,,<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: suck my cok</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: i will but i am not yet still ok</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: ok..<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: pl, slowly today,,,<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: wana hav sex..like yesterday</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: yes</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: start.. dear</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: ok darling<br />
queenlove_ade: i will first kiss u</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: yaaaaaaaa<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: den&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: french kissssssssssssssss</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: then romance u from ur head to toes</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: aaahhhhhhh<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: dennnnnnnnn</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: off ur shirt asing ur bootons<br />
queenlove_ade: suck ur nipples<br />
queenlove_ade: the 2 sides</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: aaah&#8230;. i am sucking ur nippleesssssssssssss</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: sream into ur hears</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: pressing ur boobssssssssssssss</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: woooooooooooow</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: aaahhhhhhhhhhhh<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: pressing,,,,,,,,,, sucking,,,,,,,,, wildlyyyyyyyyyy</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: yes<br />
queenlove_ade: woow dats was a nice touch</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: come on my top</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: is like u getting far when are u going to d bank to send me the money so dat i can get it today u know tomorow is weekend banks dont open on weekends pls now</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: oh,, ok<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: i will cal u in 10 minutes,, n den send u money<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: ok<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: bye,, now let me go den&#8230; ok</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: ok but did u ve my phone number</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: ya, i have it<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: +2348030707408</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: ok thanx</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: how much do u want.. tel me correctly,,,, dont b afraid to ask/&#8230;<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: dont shy&#8230;..<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: coz i dont want u to suffer afterwards</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: dat is ok 4 now</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: fine&#8230;<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: i know u r gud.. u dont want to take un due advantage..<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: u ther?</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: yes</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: y u r silent &#8230;..<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: talk something</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: i dont want to demand 4 wat is too much 4 me</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: oh gud.. very Honest<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: where in NIgeria r u from??<br />
lonely_krishna_katt: which City in NIgeria..</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: lagos</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: Capital City</p>
<p>queenlove_ade: yes</p>
<p>lonely_krishna_katt: ok.. gr8&#8230;</p></div>
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		<title>Buy My Wife&#8217;s Car</title>
		<link>http://tjeezers.org/2009/08/buy-my-wifes-car/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:47:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the last one for this month August&#8230;
Original ad:
looking for honda civic or accord, 1996 or newer. looking to  pay up to $5000 depending on condition.
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;
From Mike Anderson to  *********@***********.org
Hey,
I&#8217;m selling my wife&#8217;s 2003  Honda Civic while she is out of town. We are getting a divorce and I am selling [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the last one for this month August&#8230;<br />
<strong>Original ad:<br />
looking for honda civic or accord, 1996 or newer. looking to  pay up to $5000 depending on condition.</strong></p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<div><strong>From Mike Anderson to  *********@***********.org</strong></p>
<p>Hey,</p>
<p>I&#8217;m selling my wife&#8217;s 2003  Honda Civic while she is out of town. We are getting a divorce and I am selling  it to spite her, so I&#8217;ll sell it to you for 5k. It is nice. It has like 55,000  miles.</p>
<p>- Mike</p>
<p><strong>From Andrea ****** to Me</strong></p>
<p>I am very  interested. Are you legally allowed to sell it, or does your wife have the  title?</p>
<p>- Andrea</p>
<p><strong>From Mike Anderson to Andrea ******</strong></p>
<p>Oh I&#8217;m sorry, I didn&#8217;t realize you were a woman. What are you thinking?  You can&#8217;t drive! You better be e-mailing me from the laptop in your kitchen.  Otherwise get back in there!</p>
<p><strong>From Andrea ****** to Me</strong></p>
<p>excuse me? this is the 21st century, and women can drive just as well as  men! I&#8217;m a good driver! can I take a look at your car or what?</p>
<p><strong>From  Mike Anderson to Andrea ******</strong></p>
<p>no. I won&#8217;t sell this car to a woman.  I couldn&#8217;t live with myself knowing that I made the roads a dangerous place. You  should be riding public transportation, or have your husband drive you around.</p>
<p><strong>From Andrea ****** to Me</strong></p>
<p>I cant believe this. youre a  dick! why did you let your wife drive the car if you are so against women  driving?</p>
<p><strong>From Mike Anderson to Andrea ******</strong></p>
<p>She just  bought it despite my issues with women driving, which is why we will be getting  a divorce. Now unless your husband wants to buy the car, go back to making  sandwiches and ironing, you self-righteous cunt.</p>
<p><strong>From Andrea ******  to Me</strong></p>
<p>YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. YOU DON&#8217;T DESERVE YOUR WIFE!!!! YOU  ARE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!</p></div>
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<p>————-</p>
<p>Source : <a href="http://www.dontevenreply.com/" target="_blank">http://www.dontevenreply.com</a></div>
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		<title>Fat Bitch Won&#8217;t Ride the Bus</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:45:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Laughing your ass off cause some asshole reacts on ads
Original ad:
im looking for ride from the philadelphia area to pittsburgh  next friday. i will split the cost of gas with you. I am female, and would  prefer to ride with another female or young(21-ish) person.
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;
From Mike Anderson to  ************@*********.org
Hey! I am going [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Laughing your ass off cause some asshole reacts on ads</p>
<p><strong>Original ad:<br />
im looking for ride from the philadelphia area to pittsburgh  next friday. i will split the cost of gas with you. I am female, and would  prefer to ride with another female or young(21-ish) person.</strong></p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<div><strong>From Mike Anderson to  ************@*********.org</strong></p>
<p>Hey! I am going to Pittsburgh and can give  you a ride. Can you meet me at 30th St. Station 11 AM on Friday? By the way, I&#8217;m  21, so you don&#8217;t have to worry about riding with some old creeper.<br />
Mike</p>
<p><strong>From Melanie ******** to Me</strong><br />
hey mike! that sounds  good. how much do you want for gas? let me get your number so we can work out  the details</p>
<p><strong>From Mike Anderson to Melanie  ********</strong><br />
Melanie,</p>
<p>I was thinking around $70 should cover it.  Unfortunately I do not have a cell phone because I accidentally forgot to take  my pants off when I was taking a bath last night and forgot my cell phone was in  the pocket. It won&#8217;t turn on! Could you just stand outside of the west entrance  with a sign that says &#8220;I&#8217;m Melanie&#8221; ? I&#8217;ll look for  you.</p>
<p>Mike</p>
<p><strong>From Melanie ******** to Me</strong><br />
wow i wasnt  expecting to pay $70! why so much? i was thinking more around 30-35 bucks! also  im not standing out there with a sign lol.</p>
<p><strong>From Mike Anderson to  Melanie ********</strong><br />
Melanie, I&#8217;m sorry but the price is not negotiable.  Unfortunately the cheapest bus ticket is $70. Do you want to just meet me on the  bus if you don&#8217;t want to stand out there with a sign?</p>
<p><strong>From Melanie  ******** to Me</strong><br />
what?! i didnt want to ride a bus! i thought you were  driving a car to pittsburgh. wtf dude</p>
<p><strong>From Mike Anderson to Melanie  ********</strong><br />
Well shit Melanie, I didn&#8217;t think you would be so picky about  what kind of vehicle you wanted to ride in. If price is an issue, I can sneak  you on the bus. I&#8217;ve done it before with my son. I have a duffel bag that is  pretty big, and you can just hide inside it and not move and they will load you  under the bus. I&#8217;ll make sure that they put you on top of all the other luggage  so you aren&#8217;t crushed. You can have my video ipod to stay entertained during the  bus ride. It has the first season of Deadwood on it. You aren&#8217;t fat, are you? I  don&#8217;t want the bag to rip from underneath when they lift it up.</p>
<p>Mike</p>
<p><strong>From Melanie ******** to Me</strong><br />
are you fucking with  me? this has to be a joke. there is no fucking way im doing that</p>
<p><strong>From  Mike Anderson to Melanie ********</strong><br />
Oh, you aren&#8217;t a Deadwood fan? I think  I have the Ben Affleck hit &#8220;Gigli&#8221; on my iPod if you wanted to watch that  instead.</p>
<p><strong>From Melanie ******** to Me</strong><br />
NO! IM NOT SNEAKING ON TO  THE FUCKING BUS IN A GODDAMN SUITCASE</p>
<p><strong>From Mike Anderson to Melanie  ********</strong><br />
Okay, I didn&#8217;t realize you were so sensitive about your weight.  If you can&#8217;t fit in the duffel bag that&#8217;s fine. I just went and ordered you the  bus ticket. It is pretty much first-come first-serve for seating on the bus. You  can sit next to me if you want, but I want the window seat. I also have to get  up a lot to pee so you will have to get up so I can squeeze out.</p>
<p><strong>From  Melanie ******** to Me</strong><br />
IM NOT RIDING THE BUS! I&#8217;LL FIND ANOTHER  RIDE</p>
<p><strong>From Mike Anderson to Melanie ********</strong><br />
Well you owe me $70  for the ticket! I can&#8217;t return it!</p>
<p><strong>From Melanie ******** to  Me</strong><br />
I NEVER SAID TO BUY IT! THAT IS YOUR FAULT DUDE GOODBYE</div>
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		<title>High-rise Fridge Delivery</title>
		<link>http://tjeezers.org/2009/08/high-rise-fridge-delivery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:41:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Time to fool another one
Original ad:
I bought this GE refrigerator a few years ago, but just got a  new one for my kitchen and no longer need it. It still works perfectly and is  very large, perfect as your main fridge for a kitchen. I&#8217;m asking $300 for it. I  am located [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Time to fool another one</p>
<p><strong>Original ad:<br />
I bought this GE refrigerator a few years ago, but just got a  new one for my kitchen and no longer need it. It still works perfectly and is  very large, perfect as your main fridge for a kitchen. I&#8217;m asking $300 for it. I  am located in Brooklyn, but will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a  small fee.</strong></p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>Hello,</p>
<p>I am very interested in your fridge. Is it still available? If so,  how much would you charge to deliver it to my place in the  city?</p>
<p>Mike</p>
<p><strong>From marty ******* to Me</strong></p>
<p>Yes mike it is  still available. I will deliver it for an extra $50. where is your place  located?</p>
<p><strong>From Mike Partlow to marty *******</strong></p>
<p>I want it  delivered to my office on the 67th floor of the ********* Building on **rd st  and **********. Now I am pretty sure that the fridge won&#8217;t fit in the elevator,  and if it does, it would exceed the weight capacity, so you will have to carry  it up the stairs. I hope this won&#8217;t be a problem.</p>
<p>When can you deliver  it? I work Monday-Friday 9-5 and can be there any time. I do need it sooner  rather than later, however.</p>
<p>Mike</p>
<p><strong>From marty ******* to  Me</strong></p>
<p>that is absurd. Im not going to heave this very heavy fridge up 67  flights of stairs. Dosent your building have a cargo/utility  elevator?</p>
<p><strong>From Mike Partlow to marty *******</strong></p>
<p>Marty, you  don&#8217;t have to lug it up 67 flights of stairs. There is a loading bay around back  that starts on the 2nd floor, and I&#8217;m pretty sure this building does not count  the 13th floor. So you are really only carrying it up 65 flights of stairs.  There was a cargo elevator, but building management has told me that I am never  allowed to use it again after I attempted to bring my motorcycle up to my  office. They don&#8217;t let just anyone use it anymore, so that isn&#8217;t an option.</p>
<p><strong>From marty ******* to Me</strong></p>
<p>absolutely not. do you have any  idea how heavy this thing is? why do you even need a full size fridge in your  office? just buy one of those small mini fridges.</p>
<p><strong>From Mike Partlow  to marty *******</strong></p>
<p>Marty,</p>
<p>You are obviously not a very good  salesman if you are trying to suggest I buy something else instead of your  product. How is that working out for you? Do you make a lot of money that  way?</p>
<p>Not that it is any of your business, but I cannot afford rent in my  apartment anymore and am slowly trying to move into my office so I can live out  of there. I plan on disguising the fridge as a filing cabinet so my company will  not get suspicious. If anyone asks you what you are doing when you are moving it  into my office, just tell them that you are delivering my new filing cabinet.  Try to tuck the power cord under the fridge so they don&#8217;t realize that it is  actually a fridge.</p>
<p>How does next Tuesday work? I am free all  day.</p>
<p>Mike</p>
<p><strong>From marty ******* to Me</strong></p>
<p>mike I don&#8217;t  think you understood me. I am NOT delivering the fridge to your office. it&#8217;s way  too big and heavy, and I doubt you will find anyone willing to carry it up to  the 67th floor.</p>
<p><strong>From Mike Partlow to marty  *******</strong></p>
<p>Marty,</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sorry, I must have misread your ad. I could  have sworn it said &#8220;will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a small  fee.&#8221; Am I crazy, or did your ad say that?</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t recall it saying &#8220;will  be willing to deliver it as long as your building isn&#8217;t too big and scary for my  weak little body to carry it.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>From marty ******* to Me</strong></p>
<p>Hey  listen asshole. You are a Fuckin idiot if you honestly think somebody will do  this. It has nothing to do with strength it is just an insane request. the only  way you will get a fucking fridge up there is with an elevator. fuck  off.</p>
<p><strong>From Mike Partlow to marty *******</strong></p>
<p>Marty, I get what  you are saying. It doesn&#8217;t have anything to do with strength, because even my  120 lb ex-wife could carry this thing up. It is clearly a lack of motivation.  You need to be in the right mindset to be able to do this.</p>
<p>Tell you  what, I&#8217;ll stand behind you as you carry it up, and shout encouraging  motivational words at you to keep you going. I&#8217;ll say things like &#8220;c&#8217;mon Marty,  you can do it! You&#8217;re almost there!&#8221; and &#8220;don&#8217;t give up!&#8221; I&#8217;ll even bring a few  bottles of Gatorade in case you get thirsty. What flavor do you want? I have  frost and orange, but I really don&#8217;t recommend orange because it doesn&#8217;t even  taste like Gatorade.</p>
<p>So see you Tuesday?</p>
<p>Mike</p>
<p><strong>From  marty ******* to Me</strong></p>
<p>shut the fuck up.</p>
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<p>Source : <a href="http://www.dontevenreply.com/" target="_blank">http://www.dontevenreply.com</a></p>
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		<title>The Plumber That Can&#8217;t</title>
		<link>http://tjeezers.org/2009/08/the-plumber-that-cant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lets have a little fun &#8230;
Original ad:
I NEED CASH! I am a handyman and can do  all kinds of work. I do plumbing, dry wall, electric, general construction, and  any other job you need done! Email or call
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-
From Dan Gibson to Poster-of-this-ad ivan *******
Hello,
Your  handyman skills are needed. I have a problem [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lets have a little fun &#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Original ad:<br />
I NEED CASH! I am a handyman and can do  all kinds of work. I do plumbing, dry wall, electric, general construction, and  any other job you need done! Email or call</strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</strong></p>
<p><strong>From Dan Gibson to Poster-of-this-ad </strong><strong>ivan *******</strong><br />
Hello,</p>
<p>Your  handyman skills are needed. I have a problem I was hoping you would be able to  help me with. Last night, when I was throwing up, I accidentally dropped my  phone in the toilet and flushed it. It is a small phone, so I am pretty sure it  made its way to my septic tank in the backyard. I need to get this phone back.  It has an irreplaceable picture of my friend Tim hooking up with a fat chick,  and I need this picture so I can taunt him with it for the rest of his life.</p>
<p>I will hire you to sift through my septic tank to find the phone. It is  a 1250 gallon septic tank, and has not been drained in a while. On the plus  side, I will let you keep anything you find that is not my phone. There is  probably a ton of spare change that was accidentally flushed, and maybe some  other treasures. The pay for this job could potentially be huge.</p>
<p>Please  let me know when you can help. I am free all week. Just contact me via e-mail,  because my phone obviously is in a world of shit (no pun  intended)</p>
<p>Thanks,</p>
<p>Dan</p>
<p><strong>From ivan ******* to  Me</strong></p>
<p>you must be out of your fucking mind.</p>
<p><strong>From Dan Gibson to  ivan *******</strong></p>
<p>So is that a yes? Your handyman ad said that you did  plumbing.</p>
<p>Dan</p>
<p><strong>From ivan ******* to Me</strong></p>
<p>yeah but did  it say that i swim through tanks of fucking shit? no.</p>
<p>you couldnt pay me  a thousand dollars to do that.</p>
<p><strong>From Dan Gibson to ivan  *******</strong></p>
<p>Well I just thought that was implied with &#8220;I do plumbing.&#8221; I  didn&#8217;t realize it meant that you didn&#8217;t take jobs that you are too scared to  do.</p>
<p>I just remembered, a while ago, my ex-wife&#8217;s engagement ring was  accidentally flushed when I was nailing her on the toilet. If you find it, it is  yours. It is only a cubic zirconia (fooled her, ha ha!), but it is still  probably worth about $50.</p>
<p>I also just flushed some air fresheners down  the toilet, to freshen up the septic tank for you.</p>
<p>Are you going to help  me now or what?</p>
<p><strong>From ivan ******* to Me</strong></p>
<p>Wow You sound like  a real classy guy. you dont need a handyman what you need is a fucking septic  tank expert with a death wish. fuck off.</p>
<p><strong>From Dan Gibson to ivan  *******</strong></p>
<p>Nah, I think I just need a REAL handyman, not some pussy who  says he does plumbing but then backs out when he finds out that the job is too  hard. It isn&#8217;t even a hard job, so I don&#8217;t know what your problem is. Hell, my  10-year-old son could do this. In fact, he has done this before. I&#8217;d ask him to  do it again but the ex took my kids and moved to Arizona.</p>
<p>Will you hurry  up and do the job? The phone is still ringing when I call it from the house, but  the battery life will not last that long. I think I can even hear it when I  stand outside over my septic tank. Tell you what, while you are sifting through  it, I&#8217;ll flush down some soap to clean the tank a little bit.</p>
<p><strong>From  ivan ******* to Me</strong><br />
gee i wonder why your wife took your kids&#8230;FUCK OFF.  you are a fucking retard!!</p>
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